User blog:Soupywolf5/Totally not Wanked Blog Series (Verse)

Summary

The totally not wanked blog series (TnWBS) is a... series of blogs made by yours truly as a fun little project. The series takes various characters from different series and, well, makes them ridiculously strong for no real reason (Along with some occasional original characters). But it’s not wank, I promise

Verse Cosmology

Most of the TnWBS takes place in a structure called Dimension 1. This structure is a large multiverse composed of infinite "universes", each of these universes contain an infinite number of separate timelines, and each of these timelines are infinite in size on all of their axes (The 3 spatial axes, as well as time). This structure is also ever-expanding, with each universe  constantly creating an infinite number of other universes (Which also contain infinite timelines which are infinite in size) due to the more than infinite possibilities of existence, doing so an uncountably infinite number of times every second. Meaning at its largest, Dimension 1 would consist of Infinite*Infinite*Uncountably Infinite*Infinite timelines.

Dimension 1 is than contained within a large void that serves to separate it from Dimension 2. This void is inhabited by cosmic beings, which are completely beyond Dimension 1 and its rules, concepts, restrictions, etc. They are also so large/complex that an infinitely small piece of one's being infinitely dwarfed Dimension 1 at its largest. These beings see Dimension 1 as nothing more than a lucid dream, and its inhabitants fictional characters.

This void and its inhabitants are than dwarfed on an even grander scale by Dimension 2, which aside from its larger size is similar to Dimension 1 in structure. (Being an infinite multiverse containing infinite universes which create infinite more universes an uncountably infinite number of times a second, with each universe containing infinite timelines. But these timelines are infinite on more than 4 axes due to Dimension 2's higher dimensionality) And like Dimension 1, Dimension 2 is also contained in a void. Which also contains beings that are completely beyond Dimension 2. This is than repeated an uncountably infinite number of times due to the uncountably infinite number of dimensions.

All of these dimensions are contained within a structure called a Reality Sphere. The outside of this sphere is entirely transcendent of all of the Dimensions inside of it, being so far beyond them that stacking another uncountably infinite number of dimensions on top of the current ones wouldn't even come close to reaching it, even if you repeated this an infinite number of times.

Above this is the second Reality Sphere, which is even further transcendent of the first Reality Sphere than it is of its lower dimensions. The second sphere is so impossibly large/complex that a single sub-quantic particle from Dimension 1 and the entirety of the first Reality Sphere look no different to the smallest and most insignificant beings that reside in the second Reality Sphere. The inside of the second sphere looks almost identical to the first (Aside from being much larger/complex). This process is also repeated an uncountably infinite number of times for the uncountably infinite number of Reality Spheres, with each higher sphere being even further transcendent of the one below it.

And further still exists another uncountably infinite set of structures called Unreality Spheres. As the name implies, these structures are made up of non-existence. And are so far above and beyond the systems that the Reality Spheres exist in and use that their "existence" (Not quite the right word when the Unreality Spheres are made of non-existence) is only known to the beings that live in them. Little is known about them other than their structures are essentially an impossibly complex version of the normal Reality Spheres. And while it's currently unknown, it's possible that further structures still exist. Completely beyond any beings ability to comprehend them.

Calculations/Scaling

• Calculations
• Scaling

While I could just make up AP values for the characters, that would be boring. So for each tier I thought up a feat for it Which just showed off my lack of creativity with feats

Note: Almost everything in these feats isn’t true/didn’t happen in any of the actual series (Kind if obvious, but I just want to be sure that everyone knew)

• Battle for Dream Island/Inanimate Insanity
• Steven Universe
• OC Calcs

• Four yeets Black Hole: Four throws Black Hole (Who in his giant size, weighs 8.9505*10^39 kilograms) at 95% the speed of light. I don’t know the equation for relativistic KE, but using this calculator and these values gets 1.7718096e+57 joules or 17.7180963 TeraFoe (Solar System level+)
• Evil Leafy makes a bunch of pocket dimensions: Evil Leafy makes, warps, and later destroys 133 pocket dimensions with starry skies. (Based on the 133 levels and bonus levels that are in BFDIA 5b) Creating a single pocket dimension with a starry sky takes 1.688e+63 joules, so creating 133 of them would take 2.24504e+65 joules, or 2.24504 ZetaFoe. (Multi-Solar System level)
• Evil Leafy makes a bunch of pocket dimensions (High end): But, it was implied that Evil Leafy created 133 pocket dimensions for each object that was inside of her (Of which there were an endlessly rising amount), which is Countless*2.24504e+65 joules (Universe level)
• Mephone4 makes a bunch of galaxies: Mephone4 uses his creation abilities to conjure a cluster of galaxies said to have a mass of around 3.14311*10^75 kilograms, as this was done through mass-energy conversion it would take 2.8249*10^92 joules to pull off (Multi-Galaxy level+)

• AP

Vaporizing a lake: An ancient gem weapon goes off and vaporizes lake Argyle, a lake in Australia that holds 5,797 gigaliters of water. (5.797e+15 cubic centimeters) Vaporization of water is 2575 joules/cm^3 which means vaporizing the whole lake would take 1.4927275e+19 joules, or 3.5677043499043978869 gigatons of TNT (Large Mountain level+)

Lapis steals the oceans: Lapis Lazuli steals all of Earth’s oceans, similarly to in this calc. But rather than taking twelve hours like in the actual series, here Lapis does this in half an hour, bringing the speed up to 11131.9444444 Meters/second, redoing the calc with that speed gets 8.4885328e+28 joules, or 20.288080305927344682 exatons of TNT (Multi-Continent level+)

Fusion math: Some fusions don’t scale to a feat and just scale above their components, being far superior to their combined power, (With the fusion having enough AP to one-shot said combined power) so they’d scale to their components power added together and multiplied by 7.5

A Laser Light Cannon makes a big blast: A stray shot from a LLC makes a nuclear explosion that dwarfs the sun by 5 times. The formula for explosions is R=Y^(1/3)*0.28, where R is the explosion radius in kilometers, and Y is the output in kilotons of TNT. Using 5 times the radius of the Sun gets 8.04436234265170926e+33 joules, or 1.922648743463601706 yottatons of TNT (Planet level+)

Mass-energy conversion of the Cluster 1: the Partially Formed Cluster makes its body using mass-energy conversion. Its body volume is equal to a sphere 1.5x the radius of Earth, (which would give it a volume of 1.08e+27 cubic centimeters) and is made of extremely dense gemstone (I used cinnabar, which can have a density of 8.2 grams/cm^3) giving it a mass of 3.0012e+28 grams, which would take 2.6973e+42 joules, now this is only the energy the PF Cluster outputs to make its body. To get its AP we multiply by 500 (due to Spinel’s rejuvenator amping) and get 1.34865e+45 joules, or 13.4865 Foe (Large Star level+)

Mass-energy conversion of the cluster 2: the Fully Formed Cluster uses mass-energy conversion to make its body. It’s made of the same gemstone, but its body volume now equals a sphere twice the size of the Sun. (Giving it a volume of 1.13e+34 cubic centimeters) Meaning it’s mass is now 9.266e+34 grams, which would take 8.3279e+48 joules to create with mass-energy conversion. Applying the 500x multiplier gets the FF Cluster’s AP to be 4.16395e+51 joules, or 41.6395 MegaFoe (Solar System level)

• Speed

Warping speed: Spinel claims to be able to stretch to Homeworld (Which is set at the edge of the Virgo Supercluster, 65 million light years away from Earth) faster than Steven can warp to it. Warping to Homeworld only takes 3 seconds, which would mean Spinel would have to move at over 2,051,244,000,941,477.75 times the speed of light to get there first. (Massively FTL+)

Calculations for a few original characters in the verse.

• Desert Storm: The ice mage Zero, while weakened to the point of barely being able to stand, creates a massive amount of cumulonimbus clouds that completely blanket the golden desert, which is over two hundred kilometers in size. Using 100 km for the radius of the clouds and 8 km for the cloud height (The value typically used for cumulonimbus cloud height) gets 251,327,412,287,000 cubic meters for the volume. Cumulonimbus clouds have a liquid water content of 3 grams/Meter^3, meaning the water in these clouds would weigh 753,982,236,861,000 grams.

As the clouds were made in the golden desert (Which has an average temperature of 32 degrees Celsius), latent heat of vaporization for water should be calculated.

Formula: 2500.8 - 2.36T + 0.0016T^2 - 0.00006T^3), where T is the temperature in degrees Celsius

2500.8 - 2.36(32) + 0.0016(32)^2 - 0.00006(32)^3 = 2424.95232 joules/gram

2424.95232 * 753,982,236,861,000 = 1.82837097*10^18 joules, 436.99115 Megatons of TNT, 7-A, Mountain level

• GBE of a magic Moon: One of the elemental crystals makes an attack that destroys the moon (As well as create attacks that reach the earth from the moon in a tenth of a second), the heroes all survive this blast (And other attacks from the poison crystal) and falling back to the Earth. The moon in this world is around three times as far as our own Moon (Being 1,200,000 kilometers from the Earth), and despite being the same size, has triple the mass due to poison magic condensed inside of it.

GBE Formula: (3 * G * M^2)/5 * R, where G is the gravitational constant 6.67408x10^-11, M is the mass of the body in kilograms, and R is its radius in meters

The Moon's mass is 7.347*10^22 kilograms, triple that is 2.2041*10^23

The Moon's radius is 1,738,000 meters

(3 * 6.67408x10^-11 * (2.2041*10^23)^2)/(5*1,738,000) = 1.11932312*10^30 joules, 267.524646 Exatons of TNT, 5-C, Moon level+

Speed: 1,200,000,000/0.1 = 12,000,000,000 meters/second = 40.027691 C, FTL+

Falling calc: You might think the heroes were traveling really fast due to being pushed by the moon’s destruction, but no, they only fall due to gravity. Like the Moon the Earth has much more mass when compared to the real Earth due to magic condensed inside of it, but due to housing 11 kinds of magic instead of just one, the Earth in this world is 33x more massive than the real earth instead of just 3x like the moon.

Formula for gravitational acceleration: G*M/R^2, G is the gravitational constant, M is the planet’s mass in kilograms, R is its radius in meters

(6.67408x10^-11 * 1.9708x10^26)/6371000^2 = 324.05 Meters/Second^2, or 33.044415 G

I’ll only be calculating Scorch and Zargon’s terminal velocity (With Zargon in his golden armor) as they would get much higher results than Zero or Mummi

Zargon in his golden armor weighs 2,248.32270641 kilograms

Scorch weighs 345.072577426 kilograms

Using this terminal velocity calculator gets Zargon’s terminal velocity to be 1085.7 meters/second, and Scorch’s is 432.489 meters/second

Scorch: 0.5 * 345.072577426 * 432.489^2 = 32,272,300 joules, or 0.0077132648184 Tons of TNT, 9-A, Small Building level

Zargon: 0.5 * 2,248.32270641 * 1085.7^2 = 1,325,100,000 joules, or 0.316706500956 Tons of TNT, 8-C, Building level

• Zargon yeets a cube: Zargon throws a massive cube of gold from one end of his continent (Name still being decided on) to another in roughly 10 seconds

The cube itself is 500 times Zargon's height (With Zargon being 7' 7", or 2.3114 meters), putting the cube's volume at 1,543,602,025.69 cubic meters, density of gold is 19,320 kilograms/meter^3.

The version of Earth Zargon lives on also has 33.044415x increased gravity, factoring that in gives the cube a final weight of 985.463468 trillion kilograms.

The continent Zargon lives on has been described as very large, being roughly 3,000 kilometers across, calculating the distance as a hemisphere gets the distance the cube traveled to be 4,712.39 kilometers, moving that in 10 seconds puts the cube's velocity at 471.239 km/second

(471,239^2)/(2*4,712,390) = 23,561.95 meters/second^2

23561.95 * 985,463,468,000,000 = 23,219,441,000,000,000,000 newtons, divide that by 9.80665 and you get 2.36772404 quintillion kilograms, Class E

So you can understand the scaling here’s a key explaining what each symbol means:

= = Equal (Character A and B are completely even in strength, or the gap is so tiny that it’s practically nonexistent)

< = Slightly Superior (While the difference in strength between Character A and B is definitely noticeable, it’s small enough to where a physical fight between the two (Not taking in any factors besides AP) wouldn’t be too one-sided)

<< = Somewhat Superior (Here the difference is large enough so that a fight would be fairly one-sided, while B is still able to somewhat hurt A, A is able to do far more damage to B)

<<< = Considerably Superior (Character A is so much stronger than Character B that a fight would be very one-sided with B barely being able to hurt A, and A defeating/killing B with just a few attacks)

<<<< = Far Superior (This is the point where we start entering one-shot territory)

<<<<< = Immensely Superior (At this point the difference between Character A and B is so vast that Character A’s attacks can go well beyond the realm of one-shotting while they’re barely trying (Example: Character A vaporizing Character B with an extremely casual slap))

<<<<<< = Unfathomably Superior (This level of superiority is typically only used for the god Tiers of any TnWBS series, as it depicts insanely large differences in power such as Character A being infinitely stronger than Character B (Or even greater))

Note: In this verse the speed difference needed to speed blitz someone is 3x

• Battle for Dream Island/Inanimate Insanity
• Steven Universe
• Undertale
• StickRPG

WIP

Bottom Tiers: Sadie < Lars (Human) < Greg Universe < Ronaldo (Base) < Connie Maheswaran << Steven Universe (Season 1) = 3.5677043499043978869 Gigatons of TNT <<<< Aquamarine <<< Sapphire

Low Tiers: Ruby << Lapis Lazuli (Cracked) = 20.288080305927344682 Exatons of TNT << Amethyst = Steven Universe (Seasons 2-3) < Average Quartz Soldier < Topaz (Individual) < Nephrite << Peridot = Squaridot < Holly Blue Agate << Pearl << Stevonnie (Seasons 1-3) < Garnet = Topaz (Fused) = Steven Universe (Seasons 4-5) = Bismuth = Glass Ghost = Fable (Restricted) < Jasper = Lion = Lars (Resurrected) = Ronaldo (Flaridot) < Stevonnie (Seasons 4-5) << Spinel (Base)

Low-Mid Tiers: 304.3209608 Exatons of TNT <<<< Smoky Quartz (Pre-Future) <<< Rainbow Quartz 2.0 (Pre-Future)

Mid-Tiers: 1.922648743463601706 Yottatons of TNT = Laser Light Cannon << Quartizine Quartet < Opal <<Gem Warship = Sugilite = Harmony Core < Sardonyx < Sunstone <<< Hessonite = Emerald = Rose Quartz = Light Soldiers

High Tiers: 13.5235 Foe = the Cluster (Partially Formed) = Lapis Lazuli (Full Powered) = Rainbow Quartz <<< Malachite = Alexandrite <<<< Obsidian (Pre-Movie/Future) <<< White Light

Top Tiers (4-B): 41.6395 MegaFoe = the Cluster (Fully Formed) <<< Steven Universe (Movie/Future, Pre-Corruption) < Steven Universe (Movie/Future, Post-Corruption) << Spinel (Rejuvenator) << Stevonnie (Future, Base) << Smoky Quartz (Future, Base) << Rainbow Quartz 2.0 (Future, Base) << Sunstone (Future, Base) <<<< Obsidian (Future, Base)

Top Tiers (2-C): Hundreds of Timelines = Glass of Time = Fable (Unrestricted) < Gem Warship (Overclocked) = the Cluster (Fully Formed) <<< Steven Universe (Movie/Future, Pre-Corruption) < Steven Universe (Movie/Future, Post-Corruption) << Spinel (Rejuvenator) << Stevonnie (Future, Base) << Smoky Quartz (Future, Base) << Rainbow Quartz 2.0 (Future, Base) << Sunstone (Future, Base) <<<< Obsidian (Future, Base)

God Tiers: Diamond Warships << Diamond Mech <<< Pink Diamond << Infinite*Infinite*Uncountably Infinite*Infinite Timelines <<< Yellow Diamond = Blue Diamond <<< White Diamond = Steven Universe (Pink State) << Pink Steven <<<<< Steven Universe (Pink State, Perfect Harmonization) <<< Stevonnie (Pink State) <<< Smoky Quartz (Pink State) <<< Rainbow Quartz 2.0 (Pink State) <<< Sunstone (Pink State) <<< Obsidian (Pink State) <<<<< Steven Universe (Corrupted) <<< Spinel (Overdrive Rejuvenator) <<<<<< The Universe Charm

Infinite*Infinite Timelines <<<< Omega Flowey <<<<<< Asriel Dreemur (God of Hyperdeath) <<<<<< Asriel Dreemur (Angle of Death) <<<<<< Chara <<< Sans

436.99115 Megatons of TNT <<< Zero = Mummi = Scorch = Zargon = Rifters (No absorbed magic) < Willow (Base) <<<< Rifters (Tiny amounts of absorbed magic) <<<< Rifters (Small amounts of absorbed magic) <<<< Rifters (Moderate amounts of absorbed magic) <<<< Rifters (Large amounts of absorbed magic) <<<< Rifters (Very large amounts of absorbed magic) <<<< Rifters (Immense amounts of absorbed magic) <<<< Elite Rifters (No absorbed magic) <<<< Elite Rifters (Tiny amounts of absorbed magic) <<<< Elite Rifters (Small amounts of absorbed magic) <<<< Elite Rifters (Moderate amounts of absorbed magic) <<<< Elite Rifters (Large amounts of absorbed magic) <<<< Elite Rifters (Very large amounts of absorbed magic) <<<< Elite Rifters (Immense amounts of absorbed magic)

((Infinite^Infinite)^Countless*Infinite)*12 Timelines = Willow (Crystal Empowered) <<< Zargon (Full Potential) = Zero (Full Potential) = Mummi (Full Potential) = Scorch (Full Potential) = Elite Rifters (No absorbed magic) <<<< Elite Rifters (Tiny amounts of absorbed magic) <<<< Elite Rifters (Small amounts of absorbed magic) <<<< Elite Rifters (Moderate amounts of absorbed magic) <<<< Elite Rifters (Large amounts of absorbed magic) <<<< Elite Rifters (Very large amounts of absorbed magic) <<<< Elite Rifters (Immense amounts of absorbed magic)

Infinite*Infinite*Uncountably Infinite*Infinite Timelines <<<< Zargon (Crystal Empowered) = Zero (Crystal Empowered) = Mummi (Crystal Empowered) = Scorch (Crystal Empowered) = Rifters (Crystal magic absorbed) <<< Elite Rifters (Crystal magic absorbed)

Profiles

• Battle for Dream Island/Inanimate Insanity
• Steven Univerese
• Undertale
• StickRPG

• BFDI Contestants
  • Leafy
• II Contestants
  • Paintbrush
• Hosts/Co-Hosts
  • Four
  • X
  • Announcer
  • Mephone4
  • Mephone4S
  • Mepad
  • Toilet

Note: All of the characters are placed under the tier that their weakest form's AP falls into. (And are listed in the order of the tiers scaling, going from weakest to strongest) But this is just a temporary arrangement, so the profiles aren't going to stay listed like this.

• Bottom Tiers:
  • Sadie
  • Lars
  • Greg Universe
  • Ronaldo
  • Connie Maheswaran
  • Steven Universe
  • Aquamarine
  • Sapphire
• Low Tiers:
  • Ruby
  • Lapis Lazuli
  • Amethyst
  • Topaz
  • Nephrite
  • Peridot
  • Squaridot
  • Holly Blue Agate
  • Pearl
  • Stevonnie
  • Garnet
  • Bismuth
  • Glass Ghost
  • Fable
  • Jasper
  • Lion
  • Spinel
• Low-Mid Tiers:
  • Smoky Quartz
  • Rainbow Quartz
• Mid-Tiers:
  • Laser Light Cannon
  • Opal
  • Gem Warship
  • Sugilite
  • Harmony Core
  • Sardonyx
  • Sunstone
  • Hessonite
  • Emerald
  • Rose Quartz
  • Light Soldier
• High-Tiers:
  • The Cluster
  • Malachite
  • Alexandrite
  • Obsidian
  • Top Tiers:
  • Glass of Time
• God-Tiers:
  • Diamond Warships
  • Yellow Diamond
  • Blue Diamond
  • White Diamond
  • The Universe Charm

Sans

Rifters

Zargon

Zero

Mummi

Scorch

Willow

Elemental Crystals