Youtube Calculation Compilation

I already made this on Joke Battles Wiki, but that Wiki is just a mess.

Will Mcdaniel - Space seagull

In search for a Will Mcdaniel feat, I finally found this one.

The feat calc

Feat: https://youtu.be/e1eg7kBPtMQ?t=244

In the video, the space seagull attacks Captain Butterbeard

Captain is about 3 feet tall, by comparing with Will, who is 6'1

In the frame, Captain is about 9 feet away from the seagull

The seagull took about 0.62 seconds to reach him

Since we do not see the Space Seagull's entire body, I scaled him to about 26 feet tall (the neck is about 16 feet). Due to comparisons to Earth's birds, the bird could weigh up to 435 kg, as it is much bigger than any bird that ever existed (not counting dinosaurs).

I'm translating the measurements to meters, because I'm not American.

9 feet = 2,7432 M

2,7432 divided by 0,62 = 4,42451613 M/S

3480 J

Street Level

26 feet: 7,92 meters

Weight: 435 kg

So, the GPE calculator gave me: 34127,142 Joules

34,127142 Kilojoules

Wall Level

Update: Recalculation.

Using the 3 ft estimative from earlier, let's pixel scale.

3 ft: 70 px.

Space Seagull: 478 px.

478/70 = 6.828571429

3*6.828571429 = 20.48571429 ft.

20.48571429 ft = 6.244045715592 meters.

That's only the neck!

To get the full height, let's use a seagull.

Using the great black-backed gull, which is 76 cm tall, let's pixel scale... Again.

Neck is 124 px

Full body is 323 px.

323/124 = 2.60483871

76/2.60483871 = 29.17647058 cm.

Now, since we got the result that the full body would be 2.60483871 times larger than the neck, let's do it with our alien.

6.244045715592*2.60483871 = 16.26473199 meters.

Now, square cubic law.

Seagulls can get up to 1.81 kg (Source). Using the previous height of 76 cm, let's do it.

16.26473199/0.76 = 21.40096314. Now, we need to cube it. 21.40096314^3 = 9801.66729834.

1.81*9801.66729834 = 17741.01781 kg!

Now, GPE.

8.132365995*17741.01781*9.81 = 1415351.974 Joules. 0.000338 tons of TNT. Wall level, but we get a new value for Will Mcdaniel's Wall level!

The KE now would be 173652.1247725 J.

Buttered Side Down - Grabbing the sun

Video link: https://youtu.be/WyIVwqLTOHE?si=4tr1_aQ6UNIyfGZH&t=119

Speed

Sun's distance from Earth: 150000000 KM

Time he took to get it: 0,67 seconds.

150000000000 (km to meters) ÷ 0,67 =

223.880.597.015 M/S

223.880.597.015 ÷ Speed of light (299792458 M/S) =

BSD is 746.785287757 times faster than light

Massively FTL

You still need to multiply it by 2, because the time was going and going back. 746.785287757*2 = 1493.570576 times faster than light

Massively FTL+

Tomska - GPE and square cubic law

Tom is 178 cm tall (source)

513/141 = 3.638297872*1.78 = 6.476170212 m.

Square Cubic Law

I'll be comparing the BFM to another giant mammal, the Asian Elephant!

Using the average weight for a male Asian Elephant (2,8 meters), we can get the weight.

647.6170212/280 = 2.312917933 times. Now, we need to cube it. 2.312917933^3 = 12.373161176

4000 x 12.373161176 = 49492.644704 kg

GPE

49492.644704*3.238085106*9.81 = 1572164.292 J.

Illymation - Shaking the house

Video link: https://youtu.be/8Eel7Q_2Uzg?si=mpI25XECE4-r10do&t=359

Average weight for a California house is 163 tons. (163000 kg)

Average height for an 8 year old is 130 cm (which she appears to be), and she moved the house for about her height

It took about a second.

To estimate the amount of energy required to shake an entire house by wrestling, we can make some simplifications and assumptions.

First, we need to calculate the amount of energy required to move the house 130 cm. We can use the formula for gravitational potential energy:

E = m * g * h

Where: E is the energy in joules m is the mass of the house (163,000 kg) g is the acceleration due to gravity (approximately 9.81 m/s²) h is the vertical displacement (130 cm or 1.3 meters)

E = 163,000 kg * 9.81 m/s² * 1.3 m = 20.392.429.59 joules

0.0048739076457935 Tons Of TNT

Small Building Level

Will Mcdaniel - Deerface AP

Video link: https://youtu.be/fjty85ueWAQ?si=8IWSRU2tAso19HZ_&t=229

Deerface is most likely a reindeer, who weighs around 170 kg.

There are roughly 31 frames, in which he runs his own length. This for 1.66 seconds.

Best length is 2.01 meters, worst is 1.8. The middle ground would be 1.905

1.905 x 31 = 59.055

Speed: 35.5753012 M/S

Now AP:

0.5*170*35.5753012^2 = 107576.17471501

Wall Level

Theodd1sout - Harry the Moth

As you can see below, I pixel scaled Harry and James in the thumbnail (Which also appears in the vid)

Since I don't know ages for kindergaten, I'll have Low End (5 year old), Mid End (6 year old) and High end (7 year old).

Harry is 3.62773722628 times bigger than James.

Average height for 5, 6 and 7 year olds are, respectively, 113 cm, 124 cm and 133 cm.

Low-End: 409.93430657 cm

Mid-End: 449.839416059 cm

High-End: 482.489051095 cm

Now, for Square Cubic Law:

Average weight for 5, 6 and 7 year olds are, respectively, 18.5 kg, 20.8 kg and 23.2 kg.

Low-End: 409.93430657/113 = 3.627737226^3 = 47.7427537066*18.5 = 883.2409436 kg

Mid-End: 449.839416059/124 = 3.62773722628^3 = 47.7427537177*20.8 = 993.0492773 kg

High-End: 482.489051095/133 = 3.62773722628^3 = 47.7427537177* 23.2 = 1107.631886 kg

Now GPE

Low-End: 35519.14192 Joules

Mid-End: 43822.51656 Joules

High-End: 52426.62727 Joules

All Wall Level

Will Mcdaniel - Christmas Grotto Creature GPE, speed and fragmentation

Quick pixel scale

Entire hole is 5.25892857143 times bigger than the van

It looks like some type of sprite caravan

I'm using this site as an example, which I'm going to use for the calc, which says it's 2.45 meters wide.

12.884375 meters wide

It looks like a worm, so I chose a large worm, the Microchaetus rappi

It has 2 cm in diameter. 12.884375/0,02 = 644.21875^3 = 267362246.96 kg. Now, GPE. 267362246.96*6.4421875*9.81 = 1.689672169e+10 J. 4.042 tons of TNT. Large Building level.

Using the rule of three (Hope it's this name in english), we can discover that it is 901.91 meters long, also compared to the worm.

Speed

Okay, so for the attack, it only traveled half of its diameter, so, its diameter divided by two equals 6.4421875. 6.4421875 divided by the time it took, 0.38 seconds, equals 16.953125 M/S, Superhuman

Mandjtv - Squirtle KE and Durability

Video link: https://youtu.be/DfDdXSYKG30?si=Q12E5jsH0CMSnM9n&t=167

He should be in the Subsonic, as he blitzed the Pikachu and moved faster than the eye can see.

The Squirtle plush is around 6 inches tall, or 15.24 cm

A ''real'' Squirtle is 50,8 cm tall

Using square cubic law, we discover that the Squirtle is 3.33333333333 times bigger.

It weighs 19,8 lbs

19,8 divided by 3.33333333333 = 2.72 kg

Using baseline subsonic, we can now have KE.

1609.3696 J = Street level

Durability

I'm not really sure if this calc is usable, if it isn't, write it in the comments

First, pixel scale

Video link: https://youtu.be/CTPb4uZIH64?si=p25RNBox3f74KbQx&t=304

The wobbuffet is here:

So I assumed his place in the pixel scale.

It took Squirtle about 0,05 seconds to hit the wall.

He is 6 inches tall. We can now discover that the rest of the room is 30.8888888889 inches long.

617.777777778 inches per second = 15,6915555555612 m/s

Now, let's discover the KE

334.86588542444 J = Street level durability

Kinda lame compared to the other KE, but that's only his dura.

It is also said that it was double the power of Squirtle's handshake.

That number divided per 2 is:

167.432942712 J = Athletic Human

Chainsfr - Launching a man to the clouds

Seen in here

Bob took about 0.49 seconds to reach the clouds.

These clouds would be about 12 km high in the sky (source)

12000/0.49 = 24489.79592 m/s = High Hypersonic+

In here, Chains says Bob's body is similar to ''Gigachad'''s, so I'm assuming these are the same proportions, as Chains' animations aren't exactly really accurate to real life in these situations. Ernest Khalimov, the real person behind Giga Chad, weighs 98 kg (source)

0.5*98*24489.79592^2 = 29387755106 Joules = 7,023842042543 Tons of tnt

I DID IT! I FINALLY FOUND A REAL HIGH 8-C CHARACTER THAT ISN'T A MISCALC OR JUST WRONG VALUE!

Now, LS

Lifting Strength

Using this calculator (Which I put the initial speed as 7.7 m/s, as it is baseline athletic human, and he starts around this level), I got the acceleration as 49963 m/s.

Using this calculator, I got 4896374 Newtons of force, which is 499291.19526 kg, Class K

Terminalmontage - Destroying a piramid

Seen here

I think this should count as violent fragmentation.

I'm guessing this is the piramid of Giza

It has a volume of 2.6 million m³ (Source) (2,6e+12 cc)

Violent fragmentation value for limestone (Its main material) is about 140 j/cc.

140*2,6e+12 = 3.64e+14 J = 87,078.95 tons of TNT = Town level

SuperVerso Brasil - Superman range

Pixel scaling:

Superman: 67 px

Distance: 525 px

Average height for a man in Brazil is 175 cm.

525/67 = 7.835820896

7.835820896*1.75 = 13.71268657 m

Tens of meters

Will Mcdaniel - Destruction of the Ringleader's ship

The light bulb looks like this light bulb (18.5 cm)

Thickness: 35/22 = 1.590909091*18.5 = 29.43181818 cm

Height: 162/22 = 7.363636364*18.5 cm = 136.2272727 cm

Width: 363/22 = 16.5*18.5 = 305.25 cm

29.43181818*136.2272727*305.25 = 1223874.332 cubic cm

Doing some research, we can find that roofs in UK can be made of different materials, such as slate.

Slate pulverization: 172.5 J

1223874.332*172.5 = 211118322.3 J. 0.050458490033461 Tons of TNT. Small Building level

SomeThingElseYT - Vaporizing a room

Average toilet is about 16 inches.

44/40 = 1.1*16 = 17.6 inches or 0.45 m.

608/40 = 15.2*4 (because I only px scaled one wall out of 4) = 60.8*16 = 972.8 inches, or 24.70912 m

613/88 = 6.965909091*16 = 111.4545455 inches, or 2.83 m

76/40 = 1.9*16 = 30.4 inches, or 0.77216.

So: 24.70912*2.83*0.77216 = 53.9946853 m^3. To cubic cm: 53994685.3 cm^3.

Vaporization of concrete is 5304.

5304*53994685.3 = 286387810831 J, or 68.45 Tons of TNT!

8-B, or City Block level! Holy shit!

Jaiden Animations - Jaiden gets hit by an asteroid

Assuming the size of a human head is around 57 cm, 150/70 = 2.142857143*57 = 122.1428572 cm. Assuming the height is similar to diameter: 0.9527 m3. Somewhat underwhelming, but still, asteroids are made out of metallic iron, which means it should weigh about 7501.5598 kg.

281/61 = 4.606557377*57 = 262.5737705 cm. Doing a quick calc, it means the asteroid moved at 4.95422208490566 m/s. Thus, the asteroid reached 92060.328862038 J, Wall level. It isn't that impressive for the verse... but remember, this is still just what the usual human can do, like if someone like you and me could reach 92 kJ casually.