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Since EWTRTW is a speed equal RP, we'd logically need our own speed feats to rate ourselves by. These are the feats.

Coolguy McPiggywiggy bellyslides to the moon

"Oink"

Spontaniously, I start piggytrotting towards Washington DC at Hypersonic speed, with one objective in mind... Sliding on my belly, up the ramp I made earlier, to blast off into the moon to defeat that other person in league with the shock rap God looming in my mind... who I'm still in a mental staredown with.

~ w:c:vsbattles:Thread:2725882#69

So, Coolguy, now turned into a pig because he blew up a stadium full of people listening to Shock Rap, runs fast enough to slide to the moon.

It took about as long as Torlikoff took to respond to get to the moon, so the timeframe is 31 minutes, or 1860 seconds.

The distance to the moon is 384,400,000 meters, so divided by 1860 is....

206666.666666666 Meters per second, Mach 602.526724975704, Massively Hypersonic bellyslide

David punches Daleks alot

There's the sound of a rock hitting something, as the entire building i'm behind disappears into dust

At speeds that create sonic booms that would kill normal humans, I charge the robot while Abandoning the mental limits on my strength and speed

Moving far faster than a human could keep up with, I let loose thousands, if not hundreds of thousands of punches, filling the air with small, fiery explosions

~ w:c:vsbattles:Thread:2725882#421

As the tin says.

Average arm length is about 0.804672 meters, and they probably moved around half that for each punch, 0.402336 meters.

At least 2,000 punches means 804.672 meters total

For hundreds of thousands, 200,000 times .402336 is 80467.2 meters

As a low end, the maximum of peak human reactions should be good for something they shouldn't be able to keep up with, making the timeframe .1 second.

Low End: 8046.72 Meters per second, Mach 23.4598250728862, Hypersonic+

High End: 804672 Meters per second, Mach 2345.98250728862, Massively Hypersonic+

Obviously the low end is more applicable because he can't be faster then Coolguy McChad

Okay legit this should scale to everyone for the most part, considering speed equalization laughs in David's face

David punches Xenorah alot

The damage caused by my body even moving causes my speed to redouble several times over, which merely feeds back into the loop

Within one punch, there are hundreds. Within those hundreds, millions. Within those millions, trillions.............it won't stop

~ w:c:vsbattles:Thread:2752852#470

So, this is a bit flowery, but, David throws trillions of punches within a bit of time. Let's assume, as a Lowball, this is just a second, as it doesn't describe it as anything special, just punches within punches.

.402336 times 1,000,000,000,000 is 402336000000 meters.

Divided by 1 is...

402336000000 meters per second, 1342.05944160912c, Massively FTL+

Coolguy soars across the earth

I get into the motion of Sonic Leap, and start blasting forth... Of course, I slightly overshoot. In the sense that, within the span of a few seconds, I literally spin around the earth as I'm launched far beyond my target by the momentum of the skill, until I finally come to a halt via accidentally impaling David.

I straighten my sunglasses, and look around at my surroundings

"So... This wouldn't happen to be Germany, would it?"

~ w:c:vsbattles:Thread:2765053#316

So, Coolguy, having a less then optimal understanding of Sonic Leap's capacities for a High 6-A, overshoots Germany dramatically and circles around the earth a few times before hitting Australia.

Let's assume he made three passes over the course of three seconds, which is crossing the circumference every second.

That's 40,075 KM, or 40075000 meters. Divided by one is...

40075000 meters per second, 0.13367581115c, Relativistic

Sword Skills are limited to boosting speed by 2x in this RP, so everyone should scale to half, which is....

20037500 meters per second, 0.066837905575c, Sub Relativistic+

Juturu punches alot alot

None of the punches land, as Juturu disappears, with Chad being punched several quintillion times in the back of the head.
~ w:c:vsbattles:Thread:2779472#62

So, in an absolutely bombastic bootleg stand rush, the above happens. I'll assume 10 seconds, assuming that this is an absolute beatdown which doesn't exactly go in a second or under.

.402336×4,000,000,000,000,000,000/10 is....

1.609344E17 meters per second, 536823776.643650 times Speed of light, Massively FTL+

so ugh

David's feat, at the very least, isn't ridiculously above everything in verse, it seems

Edit

it got edited to centillions and I want to die

Centillion is 1 followed up by literally 301 zeroes, so, several centillions is 4e+302

4e+302×.402336/10 is....

1.609344e+301 Meters per second, 5.36823776643e+292c, That is literally 1+e90 times faster then Lucifer morningstar

This is absolutely an outlier

Flex Up 100% punches alot in a very short time

I go full David, and using Asura's Wrath, start punching harder and harder and harder and harder and faster and faster and faster, striking every possible pressurepoint I can manage as a hail quadrillions strong starts to come upon Kanye

Kanye still just takes it. He looks at his fancy watch.

A tenth of an attosecond has passed since this started. Kanye is bored.

~ w:c:vsbattles:Thread:2799375#89-90

So, Coolguy McChad, powered up by 100% Flex Up, unleashes quadrillions of punches within a tenth of an attosecond.

I swear, I didn't make this happen, Tork did

Anyways, .402336 meters per punch

2e+15 punches

An attosecond is 1e-18 seconds, a tenth of it would be 1e-19 seconds.

.402335 times 2e+15 divided by 1e-19 is....

8.0467e+33 meters per second, 2.6841122e+25 times the speed of light, Massively FTL+

Only scales to Coolguy at his absolute strongest as of now, but, people will probably catch up.

As I said, Juturu is a ludicrous outlier, considering that a much weaker version of Coolguy could easily tag him, and David is still probably a Hyperbole. Then again... I suppose it could also warrant a possibly rating, but, I'll have to talk to Tork about that

Coolguy McChad flies to Pluto within 2 seconds

"Well, that's overwith."

I blast off into space, specifically aiming to head to..... I dunno, Pluto. I can breathe there now, so it's cool.

After taking about 2 seconds [hey blame Torlikoff not me for this one], I arrive at pluto, and start chilling there for awhile, waiting for the next thing to happen.

~ w:c:vsbattles:Thread:2799375#114

Coolguy McChad flies to pluto within 2 seconds.

The distance between pluto and earth is roughly 7.5 billion KM, divided in half would make it 3.75 billion KM per second.

That's 3.75e+12 meters per second, 12508.6535699307c, Massively FTL+

Coolguy McChad flies to the center of the universe in a time frame that Tork probably made using a lot of LSD

I head out of the ship and blast off to the center of the universe
~ w:c:vsbattles:Thread:2842216#25

Alright, I want you to look me in the eye here

Yes I know it's a blog post and I have no eyes, but, I want you to do it anyways

what I am about to say was not by my hand

Alright, we good, you ready?

No you aren't but let's get going anyways

Reaching the center of the universe in an attoplank, you see a swirling sphere of bizarre masses of various dark colors, faces melting and forming on the surface, and hands trying to reach out. You think this may be the place.
~ w:c:vsbattles:Thread:2842216#26

I knew you weren't ready, but, anyways, Coolguy reaches the center of the very universe within an Attoplank. To say, like, 1e-18th of a planck instant, which inof itself is 1e-42. so, like, 1e-60.

Man it's a good thing I'm not old enough to drink cause otherwise I'd kill myself via alcohol poisoning

Anyways, the center of the universe should be half of it's observable length, 13.8 billion lightyears, meaning he crossed 6.9 billion lightyears, which translates to 6.5279040261e+25 meters.

So, 6.5279040261e+25 meters divided by 1e-60 is....

6.52790403e+85 meters per second, 2.1774923e+77c, Massively FTL+

hey Juturu is still an outlier

yay

Coolguy crosses tens of lightyears in direct proportion to me ceasing to give a fork

Flying tens of light years in A trilionth of an attoattoattoplank, your kinetic energy alone completely destroys the mass, it being spread out everywhere.
~ w:c:vsbattles:Thread:2842216#44

Yeah that's a thing

9.461e+16 meters

1e-18 times 1e-18 times 1e-18 times 1e-42 divided by 1 trillion is 1e-108 seconds

9.461e+16 divided by 1e-108 is

9.461e+124 meters per second, 3.155876e+116c, Massively FTL+

What even

Blowing through millions of universes in an attoplank brought Chad no closer to Omni than before, but Omni, seemingly taking pity on him, teleported him and the rest of the group into his office.
~ w:c:vsbattles:Thread:2842216#90

1e-60 seconds.

When accounting for expansion and generally what we can't see of the universe, it's about 96 billion lightyears, which would probably be a better assumption here

That means the total distance is 9.6e+17 Lightyears, or, 9.08230125367756824e+33 meters.

9.08230125367756824e+33 divided by 1e-60 is....

9.0823013e+93 Meters per second, 3.0295544e+85c, Massively FTL+

Results

Bellyslide

206666.666666666 Meters per second, Mach 602.526724975704, Massively Hypersonic

Dalek punching

Low End: 8046.72 Meters per second, Mach 23.4598250728862, Hypersonic+

High End: 804672 Meters per second, Mach 2345.98250728862, Massively Hypersonic+

Non Applicable Absolute unit punching

8046720000000 meters per second, 26841.1888321825 times the speed of light, Massively FTL+

Coolguy's Sanic Leap

With 2x amping: 40075000 meters per second, 0.13367581115c, Relativistic

Normally: 20037500 meters per second, 0.066837905575c, Sub Relativistic+

Tork makes me question things

absolutely not

Coolguy Mcpunchalotholeydoley

8.0467e+32 meters per second, 2.6841122e+24 times the speed of light, Massively FTL+

Coolguy takes flight

3.75e+12 meters per second, 12508.6535699307c, Massively FTL+

save me

6.52790403e+85 meters per second, 2.1774923e+77c, Massively FTL+

eh who cares

9.461e+124 meters per second, 3.155876e+116c, Massively FTL+

like really

9.0823013e+93 Meters per second, 3.0295544e+85c, Massively FTL+

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