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Mr. Bambu

aka Narcissistic Cannibal

  • I live in the dark space in between the doors
  • I was born on January 31
  • My occupation is to make unfunny jokes and cry late at night wondering why my wife left me
  • I am tired
  • Bio sometimes its nice to just lay back and revel in silence knowing with absolute certainty that around the next corner, tomorrow is just gonna smack you in the face with a 2x4, and there's nothing you can do about it. so enjoy the now, brothas. steak-umm bless.
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I am an Admin and Calc Group member on VSBW, I'm willing to help with calcs if I am interested. Generally I am not, no offense to you, for the sheer fact that many people just want the highest possible AP for their characters. If so, go the SCP route- say your character views your verse as fiction, and multiply it by a googleplex. Well done. Enjoy your outerversal character.

I technically do have a verse here, though I am not the creator of it, just a pawn in it. D&D Homebrew chronicles the tales of my D&D table I play at and strives to someday include the characters. My character is far from the zenith of this verse and I don't run the other ones, so... yeah. If you're interested in D&D, I have begun running a table on Discord, let me know if you'd like to spectate.

If you have a question concerning calcs or whatever, I'm around. Hitting a coconut to the moon is High 7-C, prove me wrong.

TAKE THE UNIVERSE AND GRIND IT DOWN TO THE FINEST POWDER AND SIEVE IT THROUGH THE FINEST SIEVE AND THEN SHOW ME ONE ATOM OF JUSTICE, ONE MOLECULE OF MERCY. AND YET— AND YET YOU ACT AS IF THERE IS SOME IDEAL ORDER IN THE WORLD, AS IF THERE IS SOME...SOME RIGHTNESS IN THE UNIVERSE BY WHICH IT MAY BE JUDGED.
~ Death, Discworld
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