Oh ho, you found me!

Hi. I'm

Yeah I'm going to need to update this section because dear lord it radiates the cringe of my earlier days

I'm DMUA, it stands for Der Mormon Uhrwerk Affe, which is German for The Mormon Clockwork Monkey. I'm apart of the calc group on VSBW, and if a request for your verse is something I can manage, I'll take care of it.

Well, if you want to DM me, my discord is DMUA#4036 so you can hit me up there. If you don't use Discord, then hit my wall for wherever else you want. I'm not all that picky.

My verses include Jack of All Trades, which I haven't touched in eons because I slowly begun to realize it's worldbuilding is utterly loaded with holes, and I don't really have a consistent vision for what I want to be, since, despite how heavily it's conflict and powersystems surround life and death, I personally don't have much investment in those themes. I'm a simple guy who just believes I'll live, then eventually, I'll die and see whatever happens next. So, I don't really have much to say... Which is a massive problem when trying to make a compelling narrative.

Oh wait that turned into a rant, oh yeah, another one is Objects of Subjectivity, which I am a bit more interested in. It's in it's early stages, I've made an RP on discord to sort of explore it, but that's been going slowly.

I also have a few characters from games in other people's verses, which are either just... the embodiment of cringe like Gergy from the original SAO Tabletop, or pages I haven't really bothered to update to completion like Gal

Advice to Writers

(Given to User:BlazetheStriker over Discord)

"Big Goals (Goals to Reach by the End of My Time Here)

-Get 1,000 wins

-Get on the Wikia's Strongest"

I'll be legit, if this is your main goal you probably shouldn't be on FC/OC

Because while it is a fighting wiki

It's also a writing wiki

And, that takes precedence.

After all, think about it.

Starcross caps out at 3-C

It has matter Hax and other cool stuff

It's somewhat powerful

But more importantly

It solos verses

With good writing.

Because like

Take this perspective

Suggsverse is infamously a bad series, right?

But It has 1-B fodders

Now, Starcross has 3-C top tiers

But in the fight I'm about to show you, they're only High 5-A

User blog:Promestein/Starcross - EQUINOX vs SOLSTICE

Once you're done reading, tell me, which do you prefer, this, or Suggs?

Do you perfer the High 5-As with somewhat good Hax fighting?

Or do you perfer the 1-B to 1-As with absolutely ludicrous NLF bazanga omegahax fighting?

Well if you don't have your wires loose

I'm pretty sure you can see Writing beats tiering any day

So, while keeping a consistent powerscale, and having overpowered characters, is perfectly fine, you should focus on writing, always.

~ I halfway feel I was trying to write a poem with how disjointed this is but that's how my earlier days were

Advice given to sticklers for tiers

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