| “ | Hey all, Scott here! | „ |
| ~ Scott's catchphrase in every video |
| “ | This game blows! | „ |
| ~ Scott's review on Chibi-Robo! Ziplash |
Summary[]
Scott Wozniak is a YouTuber persona, portrayed as an comedically exaggerated version of the real Scott "Daniel" Wozniak. He is known for his takes on 'Stupid Nintendo Games' and his unique style of absurdist humor.
While he mainly does reviews on video games and consoles, he does occasionally go on wild misadventures, sometimes with his friends. Whether it be saving the world from a parasitic blue border, defeating a sewage monster made out of Gex, fighting the protector of all anime, solving a murder mystery, or struggling with his own virginity, he (usually) manages to find a way to save the day.
Powers and Stats[]
Tier: Low 2-C, possibly 2-A
Name: Scott "Will Eventually Take A Look At The First Mega Man" Daniel Wozniak (Working Title)
Origin: Scott The Woz
Gender: Male
Age: 27, likely higher (Existed since the old western era)
Classification: Human, Virgin, Reviewer, Legally Considered a Building
Powers and Abilities:
- Superhuman Physical Characteristics
- Weapon Usage
- Likely Martial Arts (Fought the Donkey Kong: Barrel Blast curse off-screen, was trained by Jerry Attricks to fight his "fear of fear")
- Extreme Pain Tolerance (Has gotten stabbed, shot, blown up, and numerous other severe injuries with little to no reaction. Unphased from a nailed board piercing his chest. Gets stabbed in the chest. Gets a board game embedded into his skull. Gets shot in the chest and prefers it to being stabbed. Loses enough blood to fill a glass jar and is undeterred. Pukes up a large amount of blood multiple times throughout several episodes and is mostly okay)
- Longevity (Was around since the western era)
- Reality Warping
- Fourth Wall Awareness (Seemingly talks to the viewer every episode, openly acknowledges the voice-over narration on multiple occasions, assaulted the camera. Censored the entire video. Pushes back the screen like a curtain)
- Limited Body Control (His blood turns yellow after a while)
- Multilingualism (Can speak multiple languages)
- Multilocation (Did this)
- Superhuman Precision (Throws a cartridge perfectly into the toilet from three rooms away, does the same thing again but into a Sega Genesis, throws Madden 07 into his toilet from his couch, throws Chibi-Robo Zip Lash from his desk to beneath the tire of his car)
- Possibly Supernatural Luck (Was elected as senator of Ohio out of nowhere. A scheme to get a copy of Super Smash Bros Melee works unnaturally well. After Madden 08's existence is erased from the timeline, he's able to perfectly recreate the game after winning a sweepstakes that lets him create whatever game he wanted. Wishes he could play mobile games on his picture box, and suddenly gets magically granted with Microconsoles. His TV turns on and gives him exactly what he needs at the moment, twice)
- Perception Manipulation (Made everything look 3D, twice, made everything look black and white. Made the viewer see nothing but a black screen. Can induce The Blue Border on someone's vision by telling them about it)
- Text Manipulation (Makes the words "Pointless Nudity" appear with his hands, makes the words "I'm Irrelevant" appear)
- Genius Intelligence
- Social Influencing (Convinces his friends to go to space, who were reluctant to do so before. Convinces the world that Dick Vitale’s Awesome Baby College Hoops is not the only Sports game. Can cause people around him to become agitated to the point of attempting harm or even murder towards him, simply by giving harmless opinions or just doing certain inoffensive actions. Has unintentionally rallied up entire angry mobs against him)
- Broadway Force (Causes every song in the series)
- Immortality (Types 2, 4, & 7; Might not be mortal, as "the whole mortality thing" is under his "Things I Want!" list. Unaffected from flat-lining and not having a pulse, implied to not be alive. Brought himself back to life by remembering strategy guides. Has died and came back to life almost immediately multiple times. In-universe, murder is a treatable and apparently somewhat mundane condition for people, with the process of recovery seemingly being similar to other traumatic injuries. Will become a ghost if he dies)
- Regeneration (High-Mid, possibly Low-Godly; Healed his hand that was bleeding profusely. Usually heals off stabs and gunshot wounds in the next scene. Blows up in half and gets reduced to a skeleton. Eventually came back after accidentally making himself disappear)
- Telepathy (Is able to talk to Jerry from inside his own brain after being knocked unconscious)
- Minor Toon Force
- Explosion Manipulation (Created a explosion behind him)
- Resurrection (Can bring others back to life. Brought his financial stability to life)
- Enhanced Senses (Has a sixth sense telling him whenever Wikipedia is edited. His senses are at "dangerous levels")
- Existence Erasure (Made a game disappear, caused himself to disappear, and made several objects that weren't Gamecube related disappear by accident)
- Space-Time Manipulation (By talking about Mario Kart 8 Deluxe after talking about Mario Kart 8, the Space-Time continuum will break and cause the universe to collapse)
- Acausality (Type 1; Has interacted with his past self with no consequences, can exist even when the entire Space-Time Continuum has been destroyed. Remembers the events of It's Awesome Baby! after the timeline has been reverted)
- Extrasensory Perception and Non-Physical Interaction (Can see and interact with ghosts, sealed the spirit of Polybius inside of a watermelon, fought the Donkey Kong: Barrel Blast curse)
- Self-Sustenance (Type 1; Can breathe in space, unaffected from not having a pulse)
- Precognition and Time Travel (Views what his life will be ten years in the future. Contacts his past self from fourteen minutes in the future. Sends a message to the past from at least ten years in the future warning everyone about the advancement of cloud gaming. Transports to the future by using Sonic & Knuckles' lock-on technology, warns himself from ten seconds into the future)
- Alternate Future Display (Presented an alternate world where Wii Play Motion didn't exist)
- Summoning (Summoned an anime style Mecha to help him fight)
- Transmutation and Data Manipulation (Turns some "toys" he bought at Spencer's Gifts into Skylanders: Spyro's Adventure. Was in the process of converting clothes, water, and trees to a hard drive through unknown means)
- Self-Healing (Heals his injuries by respecting anime)
- Creation (Knows an old family recipe to cook cigarettes. Also has a recipe to bake milk, however he accidentally overcooks it. Instantly makes the Nintendo Labo RC car in an impossible fashion. Writes the word "LEAK" onto a piece of paper by spitting water onto it. Accidentally made the Gamecube game Geist while trying to make mayonnaise. Accidentally makes an empanada while failing to make chicken pot pie, and also cooks a store bought rotisserie chicken with a refrigerator. Makes five Sonic games appear as he reviews them)
- Magic (Knows Witchcraft)
- Telekinesis (Telekinetically throws dozens upon dozens of Wii games at the Blue Border)
- Hammerspace
- Curse Manipulation (Using The Madden Curse, kills Steel Wool by slapping his first ever Madden fanart onto his chest)
- Stealth Mastery (Successfully stole 200 copies of Madden 18 without getting caught)
- Superhuman Digestion (Ate a Wii. Fit an entire Gamecube keyboard controller into his mouth)
- Fire Manipulation (Spontaneously engulfs an entire room in flames)
- Energy Projection and Spaceflight (Via The Hour of Variety)
Resistances to:
- Extreme Heat, Extreme Cold, Cosmic Radiation and Absorption (Not that bothered from being in a burning house, endured hell, twice, Is engulfed in flames when he uses a PC. Poured boiling water on his crotch. Can easily endure being in space. Holds back the Anti-Gex from absorbing him long enough for him to realize its weakness to Gex, despite it being strong enough to absorb Scott's friends without resistance)
- Mind Manipulation, Dream Manipulation, Biological Manipulation, and Madness Manipulation (Unharmed by the mental affects and hypnosis of Polybius)
- Disease Manipulation (Seems unaffected from having cancer)
- Poison Manipulation (Drank spoiled milk with no lasting affects. Unaffected from drinking rubbing alcohol for a relatively long while before collapsing. Brushes his teeth with Raid and only suffers a bad trip, has implied to have done so before, drank kerosene, seems unaffected by carbon monoxide)
Immunity to:
Attack Potency: Universe level+ (Should scale to his durability. Harmed the Blue Border, who can survive the universe collapsing and could surround the planet. Might have destroyed the anime dimension), possibly Multiverse level+ (Directly scales to RelaxAlax, whose Cat killed the God of Control and survived the collapse of the Paw-Cat Dimension which was a replica of the Multiverse, Cat has also stated that he transcends above the physical and cognitive world from Persona)
Speed: Relativistic with Massively FTL+ reaction speeds (Could outrun Anna May's attacks. Could block lasers fired by RelaxAlax. Can pilot a spaceship that can travel throughout the entire galaxy. Can pilot another spaceship that could zoom through space fast enough to make stars look blurry and dodge lasers from Brett Farve)
Lifting Strength: At least Peak Human (Was able to push away an arcade machine, casually cracked open a can of soup like an egg, effortlessly carries and throws a trash bag full of every copy of Madden 18 from Target in one hand, lifted his desk)
Striking Strength: Universe level+, possibly Multiverse level+
Durability: Universe level+ (Tanks the timeline collapsing, three separate times. Seemingly survives an explosion great enough to destroy an entire dimension. Took a fall from space), possibly Multiverse level+ (Directly scales to RelaxAlax, whose Cat killed the God of Control and survived the collapse of the Paw-Cat Dimension, which was a replica of the Multiverse, Cat has also stated that he transcends above the physical and cognitive world from Persona)
Stamina: Superhuman (Can take numerous life-threatening injuries with very little reaction, has worked for months straight without eating or sleeping and didn't even notice, had an untreated gunshot wound on his leg for at least a couple hours and was only mildly annoyed, gets shot multiple times and keeps running, unphased from holding an angry beehive)
Range: Standard Melee Range, Tens of Meters with Mechs, Hundreds of Meters with firearms, Galactic with spaceships
Standard Equipment: Pistol, Revolver, Shotgun, Assault Rifle, Frying Pan, Baseball Bat, Lighter, Handsaw, Hammer, Bulletproof Vest, Pepto Bismol, Dental Records, Many Video Games and Consoles. Madden Fanart
- Optional Equipment: The Hour of Variety, "B-Movie" Ship, Madden 08 Cyborg
Intelligence: Varies. Below Average at his worst (Put pencils and forks inside his washing machine for no real reason, tried to outlaw the moon, kept breaking chia-pets in various easily avoidable ways, almost always makes the completely wrong answers in game shows, glued his hands to his 2DS before inserting the game to play it, gets stopped by a wet floor sign on his carpeted floor because he doesn't want to slip and file a lawsuit against himself, tried to give himself a tattoo using a power drill dipped in paint), Extraordinary Genius at his best (Knowledgeable on several gaming topics and regularly talks about them in great detail, somehow found Jerry Attrick's house through unknown means, built a working spaceship with a laser cannon using nothing but Wii shovelware, had a large Wii Play Motion resale company before it had to be liquidated, his input on historical wars is deemed valuable enough that most history textbooks have a section for "what Scott thinks" after the French Revolution section).
Weaknesses: Lacks a lot of common sense most of the time. Has had multiple diagnoses that negatively affect him, although he has overcome these for the most part. Somewhat gullible. Prone to making bad decisions by being impulsive, which tends to get him in a lot of trouble financially. Is colorblind.
Note: Scott is naturally willing to kill.
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