Painis Cupcake

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“	I am Painis Cupcake. I will eat you.	„
	~ Painis Cupcake's catchphrase

Summary

Painis Cupcake is a Freak created by RubberFruit. Painis Cupcake is a cannibalistic, superhuman version of the Soldier from Team Fortress 2 and also the first of his class.

Painis Cupcake is also the protagonist of the "Painis Cupcake's Revenge" videos by Kugawattan, which features the titular cannibal going against familiar enemies that have killed/won against him in the past.

Powers and Stats

Tier: 9-B, possibly High 7-C, higher while übercharged | 9-A, likely 8-B, possibly Low 7-C, higher while übercharged | At least 6-A, likely High 6-A, higher while übercharged

Key: Creator Canon | Extended Canon (Pre-2014) | Extended Canon (Post-2014)

Name: Painis Cupcake

Origin: TF2 FreakShow (RubberFruit)

Gender: Male

Age: Unknown, possibly 50 years (While it is unknown whether he was an ordinary Soldier or always a freak, he should still be somewhat comparable physically, made his Debut on January 9, 2010) | Over 1000 years

Classification: Soldier Freak, Classic Monster, Cannibal

Powers and Abilities:

• Creator Canon
• Extended Canon

• Superhuman Physical Characteristics
• Natural Weaponry
• Acrobatics (Hypermobility and Inertia Manipulation: Capable of moving at incredible speeds by laying down on the floor and sliding, emitting shotgun-cocking noises as he moves)
• Fourth Wall Awareness (Shrugged at the camera before sliding back to his territory)
• Invulnerability and Berserk Mode (Activated via immense rage, his Übercharge allows him to be invulnerable to attacks for it's entire duration)

Attack Potency: Wall level+, possibly Large Town level (Threw a spy hard enough to completely fragment them, destroy metal gates in multiple hits and harm a Heavy, who should be comparable to one that could punch Ellis across the planet), higher while übercharged (Can break bones and tear an arm off a Heavy without any effort)

Speed: Athletic Human, possibly Massively Hypersonic combat and reaction speed (Jumped at a Heavy with this speed, could lunge at a Demoman in tandem, albeit somewhat slower, than a Heavy on a flying control point capable of flying into space in seconds), higher by sliding (Can move nearly twice as fast when sliding compared to his usual movements)

Lifting Strength: Class 10 (Threw a Spy with this much force), Class 25 while übercharged (Tore an arm off a Heavy, which would require this much force)

Striking Strength: Wall level+, possibly Large Town level, higher while übercharged

Durability: Wall level+, possibly Large Town level (Could take hits from a Heavy, who should be comparable to the one who could punch Ellis across the surface of a planet), Invulnerability makes him hard to kill

Same as before, but now including:

• Accelerated Development (Freaks are considered to grow stronger the older they are)
• Immortality (Type 1 and 4: Will respawn after waiting in the Underworld, however the duration of the stay is implied to vary. Shown to have existed prior to his encounter with Seeman, who didn't age a bit while waiting 1000 years)
• Body Control (Capable of enlargening some of his body parts, such as his hands or head, for stronger attacks)
• Regeneration (Mid: Grew his head back after a Vagineer decapitated him with a shovel, should be comparable to his BLU counterpart who came back from being bisected)
  • Possible Duplication (BLU Painis Cupcake's regeneration caused two beings to grow from a singular entity)
• True Flight and Smoke Manipulation (Shown the ability to fly similar to a jetplane, producing an immense amount of smoke behind him)
• Possible Sound Manipulation (Created a noise loud enough to give the Spy cardiac arrest from seemingly several meters away, though it's heavily implied to have been a prank setup by both the freak and an ordinary Scout)
• Shockwave Manipulation (Created a shockwave upon activating Übercharge)
• Explosion Manipulation (Created several large explosions)
• Limited Law Manipulation (Harmed several RED freaks and mercenaries, despite it being impossible to teamkill in the game)

Resistances:

• Soul Manipulation (As shown in the underworld, they are capable of taking hits even as souls. Should be comparable to Bugler Vagineer, who took several strong attacks from Nightmare Medic in his domain and then survived)

Attack Potency: Small Building level (Overpowered Christian Brutal Sniper and briefly stunned them with two hits and later fought evenly with Seeman, who unleashed an explosion this powerful against CBS and survived his see-beam which are powerful enough to vaporized a Heavy), likely City Block level (Harmed Mutated Burger, who fought evenly with Crazy Machine who withstood a factory exploding), possibly Small Town level (Christian Brutal Sniper could also withstand a nuclear blast, although it's unknown whether he survived or not), higher while übercharged (After übercharging, he was capable of easily overwhelming Bugler Vagineer, who was previously shown to be superior to him, and mauling Demopan) | At least Continent level, likely Multi-Continent level (Fought evenly with Nightmare Medic, who has been stated to have power that threatened the entire Freak World, making him superior to freaks like Crazy Machine and Caberneers, the former summoning large storms and the latter producing explosions that span the whole planet in large groups), higher while übercharged

Speed: Massively Hypersonic, likely Sub-Relativistic normally (Should be faster than before and be comparable to freaks like Intelligent Heavy and Spyper, who could operate a van at interplanetary speeds. Superior to standard mercenaries, which should include an Engineer capable of leaping interplanetary distances), higher via sliding | FTL+ normally (Leapt off of Flyper and returned from mars at this speed), higher via sliding

Lifting Strength: Class M, likely Class T (Could clash and later overpower Christian Brutal Sniper, who could rip spines out, and lift a rock by himself. Superior to standard mercenaries, including Engineers that generate this much force by leaping and Snipers that can hold Jarate capable of extinguishing volcanos), higher while übercharged | Class M, likely Class T, higher while übercharged

Striking Strength: Small Building level, likely City Block level, possibly Small Town level, higher while übercharged | At least Continent level, likely Multi-Continent level, higher while übercharged

Durability: Small Building level, likely City Block level, possibly Small Town level (Should be superior to Christian Brutal Sniper, who survived an explosion from Seeman and his see-beam, later withstanding a nuclear blast that decimated a city. Took hits from Mutated Burger, who fought evenly with Crazy Machine who withstood a factory exploding), Invulnerability makes him hard to kill | At least Continent level, likely Multi-Continent level, Invulnerability makes him hard to kill

Stamina: Average | Superhuman

Range: Standard Melee Range | Standard Melee Range, Tens of meters with Shovel Spit

Standard Equipment: None | Shovel

Intelligence: Below Average with Above Average combat skill (Hasn't shown any complex strategies and has only said his catchphrase, however he has shown comparable prowess in combat against trained mercenaries like the Heavy) | Above Average (Skilled fighter, has shown capable of outsmarting and exploiting tactics and abilities of other monsters)

Standard Tactics: Painis will usually announce his presense, then wait beforing lunging at the opponent. If sufficiently angered enough, usually in a single strong punch, he will enter übercharge to quickly finish off his opponent. | Aggressive and willing to exploit any openings, outsmarting and predicting opponents attacks and ability usage, and willing to prolong the battle to exhaust the opponent if he's unable to attack. While übercharged, which takes a lot longer to trigger due to being less easy to aggravate, he is fully on the offense, using his strength advantage to trap the opponent to get the most hits, however, if there targets of higher priority (such as those that are attacking his friends or allies), he is willing to attack them first, even if his über is running out.

Weaknesses: Übercharge has a timelimit, meaning Painis Cupcake has to use that time effectively. | Lacks any ranged options aside from his one-use Shovel spit. Can seemingly be temporarily frozen if his theme song is stopped.

Feats:

• Creator Canon
• Extended Canon

Rubberfruit Videos

• Attacked a Pyro before they could react, then appeared behind Heavy in less than a second and without him noticing.
• Quickly grabbed a spy and threw them against a wall, shattering the stealthy mercenary into tiny bits.
• Leaped quickly towards Heavy, pinning them against the wall and withstood getting hit by them seconds later.
  • After übercharging and engulfing the room in red light he managed to quickly overpower the Heavy, tearing off their arm in the process.
• Implied to have thrown the Demoman at Ellis at high speeds, knocking them both into the wall.
  • While he wasn't shown to be as fast with his leap or being able to harm them, he should be somewhat comparable to the Heavy that tried to save Ellis and Demoman. The Heavy operated a flying saucer that could travel to outer space in mere seconds (given their bored and sad expressions, it's likely the flight was fairly quick) and could later punch Ellis across the planet.

Heavy's Tiny Picnic Adventure

• Could break down a metal gate in several hits (Minimum 3 strikes were heard coming from the freak itself) and later blast away a glass door with just a finger.
• Managed to recover from Hoomba's tackle in less than a minute and being launched by the Turnbasedcombat frame crashing, which could launch Heavy into the clouds.
  • Prior to the picture frame crashing, he could fight evenly with Heavy and withstand hits from his giant fist.

Before 2014

• In Painis Cupcake's Revenge, the titular freak fights foes that have previously bested him and achieved the following:
  • Completely stopped Christian Brutal Sniper's first move with his bare hands before landing two punches on him, turning him completely around and causing him to collapse. Took a surprise Kunai to the chest, then overpowered the killer by taking his weapon and decapitating him in a single blow.
  • Took a direct punch from Seeman, then jumped off the train behind him to continue fighting for half a minute before completely devouring him as his opponent grew overconfident. Outsmarted Seeman's companion, Seeldier, by using his Shovel Spit to counter the explosive aura generated by his dance.
  • Took Weaselcake by suprise by replacing one of the cakes he was eating with his shovel, leaping behind to confront him and grapping his tongue to send him flying. Took one of the remaining cakes to bait one of Weaselcake's abilities, turning the desert into Jarate which he later splashed onto the floating freak before lunging at his foe and being blown back the sniper. Endured slamming into several walls from Weaselcake using telekinesis, surprising Weaselcake before quickly punching him in the face and forcing the freak to evade his attacks and change strategy. Survives being crushed under a rock, which he lifts before activating his übercharge to quickly end the fight by grapping Weaselcake by the neck and popping his head into his mouth with a squeeze. Painis Cupcake then takes the break after this fight by eating a random Scout and recovering by a Dispencer made by Solgineer.

After 2014

• Fought evenly with Nightmare Medic, who was outside his realm, in base form and later overpowered him with his übercharge. Nightmare Medic is considered stronger than Pyre by his creator and his hell form is just above the übered freak from Kugawattan.
  • Nightmare Medic, alongside Dr. Schadenfreude and Pencer, were once considered to pose a threat to the entire Freak World with others being considered too local or not powerful enough to register as a high level threat.
• Managed to take two hits from an inexperienced Patient Zero Vagineer and later overpowered him with his Übercharge. This Freak was transformed and powered by cursed australium ingot, a gold that is said to turn men into gods by Cyberneer, who has extensive knowledge over the metal and has made several weapons and tools using it.
• Painis Cupcake alongside Bugler Vagineer are consistently regarded as the strongest freaks due to their age and popularity, being called widely recognized "NPC Characters". They were referred to as the neutral pinnacle to all "active" freaks and any freak that tries to be stronger than them will either work hard for that or fail miserably.

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

• Sliding: By laying down on the floor, Cupcake is capable of sliding with incredible speed while emitting Shotgun-cocking noises.
• Self-Übercharge: Either by extreme anger or concentrated effort, Painis is capable of übercharging himself. This Übercharge greatly increases his strength and durability, to the point he can stomp those that were once superior to his unübercharged self.
• Shovel Spit (Extended Canon): Somehow stores a spade inside of his throat, which he can spit out like a sharp projectile or pull out when he needs to use it directly.

Notable Matchups

Notable Victories:

Notable Losses:

Inconclusive Matches:

Discussions

Discussion threads involving Painis Cupcake