Oy, man. Always such a Debbie Downer. Just chillax for a sec, won’tcha? Don’t want the little mean men in yer head t’ go off, huh? Hey, come on, get over her! She ain’t worth nuthin’....Oh, f**k, you’re in LOVE!? Oh, ho ho hoooo my, ye sly dawg, you! Might wanna put on the English subtitles, but still, vous êtes sur le point de devenir zoné en ami, my good friend!
~ Mr. Boris teasing Johnson


Born long ago, Douglas P. Boris was unaware at first of his intense power. He lived a normal life as a person out of the ordinary when it comes to clothes until one day. An “accident” happened, where an entire building was burned to the floor by sheer power alone. He looked at the travesty and realized the potential, even dubbing himself under a new name.

What he didn’t know was that he was a mere avatar for the bigger picture. A fifth dimensional being is his true form, yet he has no idea about being a mere meat puppet.


He has purple clothes, wearing sunglasses all the time with a hat and a cape. Both the hat and the cape have a checkerboard pattern, the tiles being yellow and purple instead of black and white. He has six watches on both arms, each one winded at the same exact time. He has a cartoon-like appearance physically.


Very chaotic. He can have a tantrum here and there, but he mostly wants to either fight or have some fun. He gets mad when somebody insults him or when he’s bothered by somebody repeatedly. At the same time, he likes the public, vowing to have as much time with people as possible.

Personal Statistics

Alignment: Chaotic Good

Name: Douglas P. Boris, The Barrelolelogram, The Guy from the Other Dimension

Origin: None

Gender: Male

Age: 345 for avatars, as old as time for true form.

Classification: Human

Date of Birth: July 10

  • Zodiac/Horoscope: None

Birthplace: Michigan

Weight: 203 lbs

Height: 6’3

Likes: Other people, chaos, having fun, playing games

Dislikes: Cheaters, losing

Eye Color: Green

Hair Color: Light-ish brown

Hobbies: Unknown

Values: Unknown

Martial Status: Single

Status: Alive

Affiliation: None

Previous Affiliation: None

Themes: None

Combat Statistics

Tier: Varies from 6-B to High 4-C. Goes up to 4-B with prep | High 2-A

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Enhanced Senses, Toon Force (Allows him to break the fourth wall), Pocket Reality Manipulation and Dimensional Storage (Can summon weaponry from his back), Dimensional Travel (Can travel from CGI animation to paper. Can go from the third dimension to the fourth. Can travel across the strings of Lake Time, which hold the third to fourth dimension), Regeneration (Low-Godly; can regenerate as long as a small fraction of his soul or mind exist), Resistance to Mind Manipulation and Madness Manipulation (Can look at beings like Globgar, who has universal mind control, mind shredding, mind powers and madness aura), Immortality (Types 2, 4, 5, 7, 8 and 9; relies on the Fountain of Space alongside laughter to exist. His true form can always bring him back), Plot Manipulation (Can make the story go in his favor. Can change the plot of a storybook entirely), Non-Physical Interaction (Can hit pure ideas and can hit pure nothingness with his bare fists), Reality Warping, Non-Corporeal (Can become a spirit to further enhance performance), BFR, Sealing, Emotional Empowerment (The crazier he is, the more power he gains), Acausality (Types 1 and 3, possible 4; exists outside of cause and effect), Fear Manipulation (Can turn on an aura that makes people fear him immensely just by saying, “Fear me.”) Resistance to Resistance Negation, Soul Manipulation (Survived having his soul removed and destroyed) and Conceptual Manipulation (Survived having his concept removed from him) | Same as before, alongside Conceptual Manipulation (Can crush people’s concept), Regeneration (Mid-Godly; can heal from being erased from history), Blood Manipulation, Petrification

Attack Potency: Varies from Country Level (Blew up and sunk Russia) to Large Star Level (Can cause three constellations). Goes up to Solar System Level with prep (Vaporized the entire solar system atomically) | High Multiverse Level+ (Can destroy the multiverse with a thought, which holds five dimensions. Is a fifth dimensional being)

Speed: Subsonic+ (Can step and run on bullets), Immeasurable with his submarine (Can drive across time itself) | Immeasurable

Lifting Strength: Class K | Immeasurable

Striking Strength: Varies from Country Class to Large Star Class. Goes up to Solar System Class with prep | High Multiverse Class+

Durability: Varies from Country Level to Large Star Level | High Multiverse Level+

Stamina: Variable. Can be lazy, but is filled to the brim with energy

Range: Galactic

Standard Equipment: Anything with hammerspace

Intelligence: Can build a submarine that is capable of sailing across all of Time itself | Unknown

Weaknesses: Is a bit insane. Will throw a fit if he loses. Can only come back if his true form cares enough, meaning his Type 9 isn’t always reliable.

Key: Avatars | True Form


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