“ | You're not Nintendo! You're... You're Pre-tendo! You're all... RACE-TRAITORS!!! | „ |
~ Mario |
“ | You motherfuckers invite non-Nintendo characters onto-a MY track?
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~ Mario |
“ | Go back to your own console! | „ |
~ Mario before killing Knuckles |
“ | I have no brother. | „ |
~ Mario to Luigi |
“ | You PlayStation characters never learn! | „ |
~ Mario to Kratos |
“ | Oh, shit, it's Kratos. Fuck-a you, Kratos! | „ |
~ Mario to Kratos whilst flipping him off |
“ | Nintendo Power! Nintendo! Nintendo! Nintendo! | „ |
~ Mario growing larger after eating Toad's head |
“ | What is he? Some kind of racist? | „ |
~ Sonic to Luigi about Mario |
Summary[]
Mario, also known as Racist Mario, is the titular antagonist of the hyper-violent YouTube short, "Racist Mario" by Flashgitz. He is a prime example of a "troll humor" villain designed to be over-the-top in every aspect of his character, providing a gory spectacle that some find hilarious and others shocking.
Mario starts off driving with other fellow Mario characters such as Luigi, Peach, Donkey Kong and Yoshi, however when he finds Sonic characters, like Sonic himself and Knuckles, he quickly is enraged and goes on a killing spree of them and other non-Nintendo racers like child Anakin Skywalker and Sackboy. But he quickly begins attacking and killing other Nintendo racers during his rage-fuelled rampage like Yoshi and Donkey Kong. He even goes as far as to kill his own brother Luigi in his psychotic-spree. Luigi tried to reason with him, saying that they are brothers, only for Mario to state "I have no brother", but before Mario could kill him he is stopped by Kratos, who defeats Mario and kills him, ending his rampage of mass murder and putting him out of his misery.
Power and Stats[]
Tier: 9-C; 9-C to 9-A with items
Name: Mario, "Racist Mario"
Origin: Flashgitz
Gender: Male
Age: 24-25 (Should be as old as his canon counterpart)
Classification: Human, Plumber, Kart Racer, Racist
Powers and Abilities:
- Superhuman Physical Characteristics
- Vehicular Mastery (Skilled in kart racing and was able to go on a killing spree while in his kart.)
- Weapon Mastery (Could skillfully wield an UZI. Harmed Yoshi by smashing an item box over his head.)
- Fire Manipulation (Even without items, he could throw a fireball)
- Large Size (Type 0 as a Bullet Bill, Type 1 after consuming Toad's head)
- Flight (As a Bullet Bill)
- Size Manipulation (With Toad's head. Caused him to grow to the size of a building.)
- Explosion Manipulation (With Bob-bomb)
- Transformation (Can transform into a Bullet Bill with the item.)
Attack Potency: Street Level (Implied to have decapitated Crash Bandicoot. Could hold Sonic on a dash panel that could launch him at great speed for several seconds. Ripped of Toad's head, yielding this much energy.); Street Level (Can access an Uzi Submachine Gun. Could shove a banana all the way through Donkey Kong's body.) to Small Building Level (Could grow to the size of a building by consuming Toad's head. Destroyed Sackboy's kart as a Bullet Bill. Blew up Knuckles' kart with a Bob-omb, only leaving his mutilated head, yielding this much energy.) with items
Speed: Unknown with Athletic Human combat and reaction speed (Attacked multiple racers before they could react). Superhuman travel speed with his kart, Supersonic attack speed with Uzi Submachine Gun
Lifting Strength: Class 5 (Could shove a banana all the way through Donkey Kong's body. Ripped off Toad's head, requiring this much force.)
Striking Strength: Street Level physically; Street Level to Small Building Level with items
Durability: Street level (Should scale to his AP). Small Building Level after consuming Toad's head (Via sheer size. Tanked several stabs from Kratos, but was later killed by him.)
Stamina: Athletic (Could go on a killing spree lasting several minutes.)
Range: Standard Melee Range with Item Box, Several Meters with fireballs, Tens of Meters with Bob-omb and after consuming Toad's head via sheer size, Hundreds of Meters with Uzi Submachine Gun
Standard Equipment: Standard Kart
- Optional Equipment: Item Box, Bob-bomb, Uzi Submachine Gun, Banana, Toad's head, Bullet Bill
Intelligence: Above Average (Can skillfully wield items, even ones that aren't meant for combat such as the item box itself.)
Weaknesses: Easily angered
Notable Matchups[]
Victories:
Losses:
Scrapped (Facility of Horrors) Scrapped’s Profile (Mario had the banana and an UZI. Both started in the Facility 10 meters apart)
Inconclusive:
Discussions[]
Discussion threads involving Mario (Flashgitz) |