It must be my brithday then, becausse now I get to kill all of you.
~ Garfindor

You're right, Naerml. I cannot harm a man who is defenseless. Luckily, you're not a man. You're scum.
~ Garfiddle
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I Am Become Lasaga.
~ Garfielf's final words
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Garfielf is the primary antagonist of Fist of The Borf Star by Lycan Jonze.

He killed Jon's pet Odie in order to become Jon's only pet, setting off a conflict that would lead to his death, rebirth, conquest, and lasaga. He is the King Of The Sunday Funnies.

Personal Statistics

Name: Garfielf, King of The Sunday Funnies, The Orange King, etc

Origin: Fist of the b0rf Star

Gender: Male

Classification: Lazy Cat

Powers and Statistics

Tier: At least 8-B | 7-B

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Martial Arts, Weapon Mastery, Possession, Mind Manipulation (Can influence people by showing them the true power of Lasaga), Energy Manipulation (With Lasaga Breath), Resurrection (Can be revived if his body parts are close together), Necromancy (Can raise the dead as his servants), Flight, Possible Telekinesis

Attack Potency: At least City Block level+ (Blew up Jon's house in a clash against him and came out unscathed; Superior to Calbane) | City level (Defeated Hobbs after using the power of Lasaga, who wiped out the entire city just by transforming)

Speed: Subsonic (Can counter Jon's attack rush, which can deal out punches at this speed) | At least Subsonic

Lifting Strength: Unknown | Class 1 (Should be comparable to Jon, who ripped off Orson's head)

Striking Strength: At least City Block Class+ | City Class

Durability: At least City Block Level+ (Superior to most of his adversaries barring Jon, who he can take hits from when Jon isn't tapping into the Fist of the Borf Star) | City level

Stamina: Very High (Can take on Jon as well as Marklemuck, Dilebart, and Chaleid Bruon)

Standard Equipment:

  • The Newspapres Sword - A sword Garfunkel summoned from his mouth in order to battle Jorn and cut him to robbins. It's power level is unknown as Jon destroyed it with one punch, but it could make him bleed.

Intelligence: High, was able to plot his own revival through his servant Calvin. Can strategically take down Jon despite being weakned from his recent revival, using an undead Odie.

Weaknesses: Overconfident.

Key: Base | "I Am Become Lasaga"



Notable Victories:

Notable Losses:

Inconclusive Matches:

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