| “ | I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That's right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out, and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG" and I said "that's disgusting"! So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick! It's the size of this walnut, except WAY smaller! And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like! BFFFFT! That's right, baby! Tall points, no quills, no pillows- look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what!? I'm gonna fuck the Earth! That's right, this is what you get, my SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher! I'm pissing on the MOOOOOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA!? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DRRROPLLLETS hit the fucking Earth! Now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too! | „ |
| “ | GIVE ME BACK MY GAMER GIRL SONIC! | „ |
| “ | By the way, I'm bisexual! I forgot, I- forgot to announce it! How do you turn this shit off- | „ |
| “ | Oh my god, my mustache looks like fucking grass. Please get me some more mustache cream immediately! | „ |
Summary[]
Dr. Ivo Robotnik, or just Dr. Eggman, is the main antagonist of Snapcube's Sonic The Hedgehog fandubs and a humorous parody of the actual canon Dr. Robotnik.
He is an evil, constantly angry, yet comically incompetent scientist who always gets made fun of and picked on by the rest of the main cast. He is known for his infamous rant about pissing on the moon.
Powers and Stats[]
Tier: 5-B, possibly 3-A
Name: Dr. Eggman, Todd Howard, "Sans Undertale"
Origin: SnapCube
Gender: Male
Age: At least his 120s (Existed sometime in the 19th century)
Classification: Scientist, "The Glitch", Game Developer, Former Ruler of Hell
Powers and Abilities:
- Superhuman Physical Characteristics
- Genius Intelligence
- Vehicular Mastery
- Weapon Proficiency
- Bodily Weaponry (Can use his own piss as a giant laser beam, which can blow up half the moon, fill up an entire Hot Topic, and destroy a giant comet. Has tentacles)
- Longevity (Was alive since 1907)
- Fourth Wall Awareness (Acknowledges the camera zooming in and directly addresses the audience)
- Preparation (Laid down bombs to blow up an island in a matter of minutes, built in a capsule to contain Sonic)
- Limited Reality Warping (Made the sky fuchsia red)
- Stealth Mastery (Steals hit clips from the Babylon Rogues without them noticing him)
- Information Analysis (Via the Google Glass in one of his eyes)
- Homing Attack (Via homing missiles from his robots)
- Regeneration (Mid-Low; Recovered from having every rib in his ribcage broken by Shadow, and getting his bones hurt by Tails in a very short amount of time)
- Cyborgization (Can turn himself into a robot, or at least partially one)
- Immersion (Somehow entered into and out of the blockchain)
- Hacking
- Likely Acausality (Type 1; Remembers his previous battles with Shadow despite The Devil resetting time back to the beginning. It has also been stated that Shadow is simply just really bad at killing people, but this could just be The Devil manipulating him)
- Likely Mind Manipulation (Intended to control the tire robots by using a piece of his brain)
- Explosion Manipulation (Used bombs to blow up an island, many of his machines use bombs and missiles)
- Energy Projection (With various laser weapons)
- Flight (Using various vehicles and ships)
- BFR (Sent the Sonic Team to Fortnite using a device)
- Energy Manipulation, Resurrection, Teleportation, Time Travel, Time Stop, Reality Warping and Portal Creation (Via the Piss Rock and Weed)
- Limited Resistance to Biological Manipulation (Suffers very little harmful effects from a piece of his brain being removed)
Attack Potency: Planet Level (Can combat with Sonic and Shadow who "made a diss track so fire it lit the world on fire", as seen in the future. His piss blew up half the moon and destroyed a comet that threatened the planet), possibly Universe Level (Comparable to Shadow, who destroyed all of Hell. Claimed to be able to control the universe with the Piss Rock)
Speed: Average Human with Sub-Relativistic combat and reaction speeds (Can react to Sonic and even catch him off guard. Can fire his Super Laser Piss at this speed)
Lifting Strength: Unknown
Striking Strength: Planet Level, possibly Universe Level
Durability: Planet Level (Can take hits from Sonic. Should scale to his Attack Potency), possibly Universe Level (Can take hits from Shadow, who destroyed all of Hell)
Stamina: Superhuman (Fought through waves of robots in a facility for 3 years straight without any signs of fatigue, aside from severe anger and sanity slippage)
Range: Hundreds of Meters to Thousands of Kilometers with bombs and machines, Planetary with Super Laser Piss
Standard Equipment: Laser Pistols, Bombs, Various robots, Eggmobile, Egg Walker, Battle Bus, Miniature Scooter, Egg Fleet, Egg Carrier, Egg Dealer/"Hell Spider", Egg Cracker/Breaker
- Optional Equipment: A device that can send people to Fortnite, The Egg Golem, Piss Rock, Weed
Intelligence: Extraordinary Genius (Despite his unstable personality, Eggman is a brilliant scientist/inventor who has created multiple highly complex machines and creatures. Went to and graduated from Harvard. A single piece of his brain is enough to make the tire robots fully sentient).
Weaknesses: Is often incompetent and extremely unhinged. Has a very short temper, getting angry over even the slightest inconvenience. Has a crippling alcohol and gambling addiction. Using the Piss Rock causes his back to hurt.
Note: This profile only covers the original Sonic dubs and the BTDubs. Any other source is being excluded for being contradictory/non-canon.
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