Chad you were one crazy motherfucker
~ Jack, as Coolguy sacrificed himself to blow a massive crater in the moon and twart the destroyer God's plans

Summary

Coolguy McChad is one of the people summoned by Omni in the 3rd timeline of Everybody Wants to Rule the World

Coolguy is a rather over the top individual, mimicking the ways of action movie stars or other such overly masculine characters. He often answers his problems with shotgun shells, Molotovs or C4, rarely giving a moment for diplomacy beyond one liners, followed up by his aforementioned methods of problem solving. This was most prevalent when he responded to a shock rap concert by blowing the entire stadium to smithereens, causing him to earn extreme ire from his teammates, and even have the god of the very people he was destroying whisper temptation into his ear.

He always wears sunglasses, and does not wear a shirt, considering the only shirt he had was immediately destroyed via flexing.

His backstory is rather lengthy, and can never be communicated better then it was upon reveal.

He met his end when, on the moon, he realized the only proper way to shake off the destroyer god was to blow himself up along with a vast amount of the moon. Afterwards, he was sent to heaven before being dragged to hell by everyone he killed at the concert.

He went on to kill every demon he possibly could, eventually joining his father Borson McBiceps to learn all sorts of skills, before eventually, he was offered to go back to the mortal world in exchange for his 2 other souls. He begrudgingly took it, then went on to continue on his adventure, followed by a distinctive trail of insanity, eventually just regaining his powers by beating the devil in a solo guitar battle, save for Resurrection since the Devil was a troll.

Though the third timeline was eventually erased, when the First timeline faced it's climactic final battle, Coolguy McChad was summoned by Mikage, and unleashed the ultimate power to help fend off the demon hordes. After helping the cast fight their way through the hordes, they eventually defeated Lacrima Nolche's army, and escaped their collapsing pocket reality thanks to Coolguy's immense speed, finally bringing a close to Everybody Wants to Rule the World.

He stuck around in the EWTRTW multiverse for awhile, but, eventually got a nagging feeling that something was horribly wrong elsewhere, leading him to Everybody wants to die, just as Puncher McFucker was erased from existence. Using the power of development, he proceeded to hit puncher back into existence, then propel him to defeat Nil once and for all. After all the commotion, he served as something of a post game superboss, where in an extremely close battle, he defeated Puncher, and then went to seven's restaurant along with Puncher after he regained consciousness.

After that, he wandered about the multiverse, occasionally returning to the bar to comment on what was happening within Die 2, before contributing to it's ending as well.

Powers and Stats

Tier: 9-C physically, 8-A via weapons and gear | 7-B, 6-A via prep | High 6-A | High 6-A, higher with Flex up 100% | 3-B | Low 2-C, likely Low 1-C, higher with Flex up of the Chadforce, 1-A with the power of development | Low 1-C, higher with Flex up of the Chadforce, 1-A with the power of development

Name: Coolguy McChad

Origin: Everybody Wants to Rule the World

Gender: Male

Age: In his 30s

Classification: Human Power user

Powers and Abilities: Holds the abilities of Old Man Henderson, along with Dimensional Storage (Any EWTRTW 3 character has a hammerspace to pull standard equipment out of) | Same as before to greater extent, along with the abilities of Gergy | Same as before excluding Resurrection, along with the powers of Base Asura | Same as before, along with the powers of Kenshiro, Conceptual Erasure (Type 1; After hitting every single pressurepoint on the front of Kayne's body several times over and nuking him with a massive blast of C4, he was "erased of every potential level of existence in the past, present, and future" along with all of his music, causing it to be replaced with metal, and completely dispelling the simultaneous freezing and burning in Chicago), Acausality (Type 1, despite erasing Kanye from all of time, was still able to remember his fight with him) | Same as before to far greater extent, along with the powers of everyone considered "Manly", including Broly, Might Guy, Toguro and presumably many others, Resistance to Gravity Manipulation (Was mostly uneffected by the extreme gravity in Lacrima Nolche's realm), Higher-Dimensional Manipulation (Resisted being turned into a 2 dimensional object) | Same as before to a greater extent, Acausality (Type 4, his coolness retroactively made Puncher admire him, despite the fact he was not cool for a very great deal of his life), Resistance Negation (Was able to use Fist of the North Star on Puncher McFucker) Reactive Evolution (The core principle behind the Chadforce is to overcome struggle, allowing him to adapt and fight no matter the opposition), Space-Time, Law, Probability and Physics Manipulation (His blows against Puncher distorted and damaged space, time, probability and the laws of physics to a great degree), Danmaku (Was able to fire enough beams of energy to fill a universe), Pocket Reality Manipulation (Was able to create an infinite universe with the flex of his pecs, that constantly evolves to contain the fighters within it) Black Hole Manipulation (Was able to create a black hole and unleash a blast of hawking radiation by gripping a chunk of osmium), Resistance to Space-Time, Law, Probability and Physics Manipulation (Was unaffected by any of the alterations caused by his and Puncher's attacks), Absorption (An energy attack from him was able to damage Puncher, even after it was absorbed by his left hand), Black Holes (Was able to hold a black hole in his hand with no trouble, and withstood a Quasar directly after that) | Same as before to a far greater extent

Attack Potency: Street level physically, Multi City Block level+ via weapons and gear (Has the capacities of Old Man Henderson) | City level+ (Has the strength of Gergy), Continent level via prep (After gathering a massive amount of explosives, he left a smoking crater on the moon visible from earth) | Multi-Continent level (Has the power of Base Asura) | Multi-Continent level (At least as strong as before), Higher with Flex up 100% | Multi Galaxy level (Cleared a noticeable path in a horde of demons, which even the most powerful of Mikage's summons and the cast of EWTRTW had some trouble overcoming.) | Universe level+, likely Low Complex Multiverse level (Was able to evenly fight with Puncher McFucker), higher via Flex up of the Chadforce (Shattered his own universe and all it's space time, despite it's constant evolution to contain the damage from their fight), Outerverse level via power of development (Was able to overwrite Nil's retcon on Puncher) | At least Low Complex Multiverse level (Was able to easily keep up with Ichika while holding back, should still be equal to Puncher), higher with Flex up of the Chadforce, Outerverse level with the power of development (Just as powerful as before, contributed significantly to reversing the erasure of Nil, caused by abusing Retcon while his body was unable to handle it)

Speed: High Hypersonic (Though his speed is equalized to those around him by Omni, he is still comparable to Sombra, who can leap onto one of his rockets mid air.) | Massively Hypersonic travel speed with Massively Hypersonic+ Combat Speed (Comparable in this regard to David Beckum), Higher with Sword Skills (Can double his speed via sword skill use) | Massively FTL+ (As fast as his Madlad powerset) | Massively FTL+, higher via Flex up 100% | Massively FTL+ (Likely far faster then before, fired off an immense amount of projectiles in "a span of time incomprehensible to anyone not on the highest grade of drugs") | Massively FTL+, likely Immeasurable (Far faster than before, was able to keep pace with Puncher), higher via Flex up of the Chadforce, Irrelevant via power of development | Immeasurable, Irrelevant via power of development

Lifting Strength: Unknown | At least Class K, likely far higher in combat, higher out of combat | Class M, higher out of Combat | Class M, higher out of combat and with Flex up 100% | At least Class E, likely far higher | Infinite, Irrelevant via the power of development | Immeasurable

Striking Strength: Street Class | At least Small City Class | Multi-Continent Class | Multi-Continent Class, higher with Flex up 100% | Multi Galactic| | Universal+, likely Low Complex Multiversal, Outerversal with the power of development

Durability: Multi City Block level+ | Varies, At least City level+, resurrection makes him difficult to kill | Multi-Continent level | Multi-Continent level, higher with Flex up 100% | Multi Galaxy level | Universe level+, likely Low Complex Multiverse level, Outerversal with the power of development | Low Complex Multiverse level, Outerversal with the power of development

Stamina: Unknown | Superhuman (VR Avatars can't get tired physically, only mentally. Can take various damaging blows and still fight uninhibited.) | Same as before | Same as before | Same as before

Range: Tens of Meters with his automatic shotgun and various throwing projectiles | Same as before, Up to Kilometers with sword skills | Same as before | At least Interplanetary via projectiles | Universal, likely Low Complex Multiversal | Low Complex Multiversal

Standard Equipment: An automatic shotgun, a seemingly endless supply of C4 and Molotovs | Same as before, along with the inventory of Gergy | Same as before | Same as before | Same as before, along with a much larger arsenal of "Manly" equipment | Same as before | Same as before

Intelligence: Above Average (Does not display remarkable intelligence, but despite his over the top nature, has shown proficiency in combat.)

Weaknesses: Often jumps into action with little provocation, but otherwise, none notable | Sword Skills have a lengthy cooldown, meaning they cannot be easily spammed without cooldown negation crystals. | As before, and his anger can become too much for his body to take, resulting in more damage to him then his enemies | As before, couldn't use Hokuto's full potential before learning the true meaning of manliness. Can only erase something from existence within a moment of extreme character drive. | As before, though he was able to master Hokuto. | As before, can only use the power of development with a strong character or otherwise dramatic driving force. | As before

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

  • Flex up: A technique passed down from Coolguy's family. It allows him to buff up his muscles significantly, though, it doesn't really increase his capabilities, and serves mostly to make him look like he's in fighting shape.
    • Flex up 100%: After gaining the powers of Hokuto, and learning the true meaning of manliness, Coolguy McChad gained the ability to increase his swole and power dramatically.
    • Flex up infinity and beyond: After being summoned by Mikage, Coolguy McChad was able to pull out a form of immense power, where he draws the power of God and Anime into his being, allowing him to fight alongside everyone else and clear a path in Lacrima Nolche's demon army.
    • Flex up of the will to press on: A variation of flex up used to harness the power of development. With this, he was able to punch Puncher back into existence and towards Nil at such a speed that he couldn't react.
    • Flex up of the Chadforce: A form of power that allows him to combine all his different power sources into one, dramatically increasing his strength.

Key: First Powerset | Second Powerset | Third Powerset | God of Madlads powerset | Post-Flex up infinity and beyond (EWTRTW Endgame) | Everybody wants to die | Everybody wants to die 2

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