| “ | WHY DOES IT ALWAYS HAVE TO BE EGG!?!? EGGS ARE WORSE THAN SATAN HIMSELF! I AM SO F*CKING DONE WITH THESE EGGS! IT'S TIME TO STOP THIS! | „ |
| ~ Black, Cooking with Black - Episode 4 | Cookies |
Summary[]
Black is the primary protagonist of Cooking with Black. He hosts a popular cooking show where he tries to cook a specific dish. Emphasis on "tries". Black's dishes almost always come out completely wrong due to his inexperience with cooking, to the point where they are almost toxic in nature, killing anybody who eats them. Black also is well-known for having an undying hatred for eggs, due to them being nigh-invulnerable (at least to Black they are) and on every recipe he cooks.
Powers and Stats[]
Tier: 9-C, 9-B with weapons
Name: Black
Origin: Cooking with Black
Gender: Gender-fluid
Age: Unknown
Classification: Impostor, parasitic shapeshifter, cooking show host
Powers and Abilities:
Physically
- Superhuman Physical Characteristics
- Acausality (Type 1 - Black was able to go into the past, and interact with his past self without any effects. Possibly Type 3 - The past version of Black was seemingly killed by the black hole that appeared in his kitchen due to the present Black's time travel, but the present Black was still alive and able to return to the present, though the past Black's real fate is uncertain.)
- Shapeshifting (Black started turning into various different forms when he started choking on an egg. Impostors are officially stated to be parasitic shapeshifters.)
- Explosion Manipulation (He caused Yellow to explode by throwing an egg at them. He can also make himself explode.)
- Toon Force (He baked cake batter by throwing the cake pan at an oven.)
- Dimensional Storage (Black can bring out his ingredients from behind his back or from the top of the screen.)
- Weapon Mastery (He is quite proficient with knives, being able to use them masterfully.)
- Portal Creation (To mix a cake, Black created two portals and tossed a bowl of cake batter into them, causing it to repeatedly go through the portals.)
- Regeneration (High-Low - He healed his finger after he accidentally cut it off.)
- Teleportation (He could teleport him and White to The Skeld. He teleported to a farm on Earth to get ground beef.)
- Social Influencing (Instigating Fear - By simply pulling out his knife, he scared a cow so much that it spontaneously starting pooping before running away in terror.)
- Healing (He healed White's wound by smacking it.)
- Void Manipulation (He could make White's halo disappear from existence.)
- Flight (Restricted Flight - He can float through the air, as demonstrated here and here.)
- Time Travel (While making an omelette, he traveled back in time to catch the oven he threw out the airlock.)
With Equipment
- Radiation Manipulation (He has access to a nuclear bomb.)
- Resurrection (He revived Yellow by throwing a 1-Up Mushroom at him.)
- Deconstruction (In the cancelled final episode of Cooking with Black, Black would've accidentally reduced Grey to dust after using the Infinity Gaunlet on the Egg. The Infinity Gaunlet should have similar capabilities to its canon counterpart.)
- Fire Manipulation (Black has access to a flamethrower, which he used to cook and burn a frozen chicken, which wasn't defrosted after being hung over a fire for two hours.)
- Poison Manipulation (His cooking is rotten enough to cause Impostors to drop dead instantly. Black says that the point of his cooking is to cause anyone who eats it to "expire".)
Attack Potency: Street level (Black could decapitate Yellow by throwing an egg at him. He could punch an oven hard enough to send it out the airlock. However, Black is shown to be weaker than the average Impostor.), Wall level with weapons (Black's weapons are shown to be far superior to his physicals, with his gun being capable of one-shotting Crewmates/Impostors, while Black himself can't even make a passive Impostor react to his blows. One of Black's weapons is a nuclear bomb that releases this much energy. His other weapons should be comparable to it, due to one-shotting those who are comparable to him.), his cooking ignores conventional durability.
Speed: Superhuman travel, combat, and reaction speed (He should be comparable to White, who can move this fast. He could grab a pistol from Red before the latter could pull the trigger.), Transonic attack speed with his pistol
Lifting Strength: Class 25 (He stopped an oven thrown by his past self dead in its tracks effortlessly. He can easily manhandle a nuclear bomb, which would weigh around 10,300 lbs.)
Striking Strength: Street level
Durability: Wall level, likely higher (He should be comparable to White, who could withstand being flung far away from The Airship, and got off with only a small hole in his chest. He could survive being near a miniature nuke explosion, which yielded this much.)
Stamina: Athletic (He partook in an "epic fight scene" with Egg, and was able to repeatedly try to crack open an egg even after receiving multiple injuries.)
Range: Extended Melee Range, at least Interplanetary via teleportation
Standard Equipment: An egg, pan, two knives, chef's hat, Glock pistol, glass bowl, phone, The Infinity Gauntlet, nuclear bomb, pitchfork, 1-Up Mushroom, flamethrower
- Optional Equipment: Chocolate cake mix, milk carton, stick of butter, bag of flour, bag of sugar, bottle of water, bottle of olive oil, bottle of ketchup, Casu Martzu cheese, red chili pepper, bag of chocolate chips, a bag of breadcrumbs, cow feces, a bottle of Saxa Table Salt, spaghetti noodles
Intelligence: Below Average (Black does not know how to cook in the slightest, always throwing the entire packaging of the products into the mix, and throwing the bowl of ingredients at the oven instead of putting them in. Black is generally portrayed as chaotic and lacking common sense, with his first instinct when his oven was on fire was to punch it out of the airlock instead of trying to put out the fire. However, it is unknown how much of this is an act and how much is genuine, due to Black saying that his dishes being bad is intentional.)
Weaknesses: Black is prone to making idiotic decisions, such as trying to stab an egg that he is holding in his palm or shooting at his food mixture to mix it. Due to being an Impostor, he apparently cannot perform even the simplest of tasks such as cracking open an egg[1].
Other[]
Notable Victories:
Notable Losses:
Ron (Muganimate) Ron's Profile (Note: This was a cooking competition.)
The Impostor (Among Us) The Impostor's Profile (Speed was equalized. The battle took place on the Skeld. There were two Impostors, and neither side knew the other's location.)
Su. Mouse (The Quest to Defeat Su. Mouse) Su. Mouse's profile (Base Su. Mouse was used. Black only had their pistol, starting distance was 10 meters, and speed was equalized.)
Inconclusive Matches:
Discussions[]
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