User blog:DMUA/IRL SAO Tabletop Featlog

So, as a seperate continuity to the main SAO Tabletop, Mark made a game with his real life friends to try to stay closer to canon.

This is the story about how he failed miserably.

BallsDeep69 punches a hole in town
We're opening up with Balls making a crater in an immortal object.

Yeah.

So, this is a small crater, so I'll assume that it has the same volume as a human shaped hole, which is 198,668.75 cm^3

Now, Immortal objects in the SAO Tabletop are somewhat breakable, they just stop breaking at a certain point. So, unless that's changed and this is a High 3-A feat (what in fork's name), I'll assume that it's a pretty tough material in the form of steel.

Violent frag for steel is 568.5, so, that times 198,668.75 is....

112943184.375 joules, 0.02699406892 Tons, Small Building level

I suppose it's not that bad when lowballed to fork. Of course...

An elven general makes a boomey
So, an elf shoots an arrow and it makes a giant explosion that envelops several trees.

Trees are usually about 7.62 meters apart in a healthy forest, and several usually means about 4. So, the diameter is 30.48 meters, radius 15.24 meters.

15.24^3×((27136×1.37895+8649)^(1/2)/13568-93/13568)^2 is....

0.28447258306 Tons, Building level

Huh, this stuff isn't so bad.

Yet.

Xcalbur cuts a meteor in two
This is where it gets bad.

It's been stated to be as big as Madara's, which is 920767323616.274902 meters cubed, which is also 9.2076732e+17 centimeters.

Meteor frag is about 23.25 j/cc, so....

2.140784e+19 Joules, 5.11659662382 Gigatons, Island level

Yeah.

There are more feats of absurdity, but Big Kahuna gets too drunk too often so I can't appropriately use them to show how IRL Tabletop has become abridged in every possible application of the word. But, there is one more valid feat.

Big Kahuna travels a distance by which is totally 5 meters
So, Xcalibur, about to die, has Big Kahuna getting absolutely woke and running all the way from the town in floor 3 to the bear forest in floor 4.

The title is sarcastic of course, as the actual distance is 10 KM, and, he travelled across it in about a second, so...

10,000 meters per second is Mach 29.1545189504, High Hypersonic

Of course, he was able to punch within this timeframe, he just didn't and rather opted to make sure to get inbetween the bear and the Calibur

.5 times his weight of 70.3068 kilograms times 10,000^2 is....

3515340000 Joules, 0.84018642447 Tons, Building level

keep in mind this forkery is on floor 3.