User:Slapson/Mary Poppins

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"He only shows up under two circumstances, as far as I’m aware. Those were when all of us sat down for a meeting or, more rarely, whenever one of us was alone. He just stands there in the dark just out of our vision until we turn around and notice he’s there, which scared the shit out of Ben, once. He doesn’t talk, either. Never talks. He just watches. I don’t-"

- A journal entry written by Agent Arakawa (Steel), trailing off towards the end.

"Damn, I think he’s in here."

- The entry written after it.

'4/30/53 (Incident I). Washington, D.C.'

Context: Captured footage of Sister Ray appearing to advance towards the White House. Eisenhower* evacuated two hours prior (when the incident first began, approx. 1951). Footage recorded from a police helicopter overhead.

[22:17] Sister Ray is transmuting all humans in a 10m vicinity into liquid flesh and consuming them. It can be seen advancing towards Pennsylvania Avenue. Earthquakes caused by telekinetic forces demolish building within 50 sq km.

[22:19] A figure walks out of an alleyway before it crumbles, identified only by a boater hat and an umbrella. Other features are indiscernible. Appears to resist both Ray's telekinesis and transmutation powers.*

[22:20] Figure (dubbed “Mary Poppins”* by the hat and umbrella) engages Ray.

[Approximately eighteen seconds of footage are corrupted between 22:20 and 22:21.]

[22:21] Unknown amount of Sister Ray’s body mass is missing. Ray is writhing on the floor, appearing to seize. Mary Poppins appears to be unhurt.

[22:22] Ray screams. Audio recording is subsequently corrupted.* Mary Poppins walks away.

[Approximately three seconds of footage are corrupted between 22:22 and 22:23.]

[22:23] Ray is missing. Mary Poppins is seen flying in the air with its umbrella.

[22:25] Mary Poppins disappears.

Addendums
Note 1 - Dwight David “Ike” Eisenhower, 34th President of the United States.

Note 2 - From the limited study of its powers, Ray's Abnormality has been dubbed "Inutile Precauzione" See available Union documents for more details.

Note 3 - Named after children's book series and eponymous character, created by P. L. Travers.

Note 4 - According to subsequent interviews by people on the flight, one of the pilots’ eardrums exploded.