Board Thread:Versus Battles/@comment-27574279-20180811004046/@comment-36480655-20180811055712

Quite frankly i don't see anything wrong with my attraction to Simon from alvin and the chipmunks, and actually i find it completely justified. He's got very nice round buttocks and i've always wanted to see his little chipmunk face covered in my cum. And i don't see anything wrong with that. I mean, he's an animal, but he can talk- so he CAN consent. so is it really an issue? and even then, love is love. i mean, we did it with the LGBT movement, so why can't i have sexual fantasies about Simon. I like to imagine dropping him on my dick and have him nibble away a bit, i can only imagine the amazing pleasure you must feel. As for right now, i'm making due with a fleshlight inserted in a Simon plushie. I was really sad when i first cut into the plushie, but i think that this is the closest i'll ever get to living out my fantasy. Sadly i don't have enough money for VR or i'd consider that option. I tried lucid dreaming, but i cannot seem to because my incredible excitement keeps me awake, so i usually try for a while before crying and wanking myself to sleep. You could never understand how it feel to want something so badly, and yet have it be impossible. so fuck off with your "morals" and allow me to live what little i have left.