Board Thread:Versus Battles/@comment-31165326-20180618042123/@comment-35922702-20180619022343

I sexually Identify as Moon Man. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of joining the Triple K Mafia and rampaging through ghettos capping every nigger I saw. People say to me that a person being Moon Man is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon elongate my head into a crescent shape, change the color of my skin to pure white, and replace my vocal cords with a voice box that plays AT&T Mike’s voice. From now on I want you guys to call me “Mac Tonight” and respect my right to kill all niggers, spics, and Jews. If you can’t accept me you’re a moonophobe and need to check your moon privilege. Thank you for being so understanding