Board Thread:Versus Battles/@comment-25603146-20190324054138

A bored, tiny deity is confronted by the final boss of the first RPG I was involved in, on this site.

Battle starts thirty meters apart, on a scaled-up version of |Final Destination, with each getting thirty seconds of time to prepare/talk/whatnot: SBA is otherwise in effect.

Who wins? Be sure to state your reasoning for your vote, etc. 