User blog:DMUA/The Black Roses: A Skyscraper melts and the moon forking dies

Requested by Spearboi here

I'M MEEEEEELLLLTTTTTTIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGGG
"Michael pointed at the sky from the car window, getting darker and darker every millisecond. Until it shows itself from the thick clouds. It was a building. A building with similar height as Tokyo Tower, made all out of Titanium for protection. Yet it has no power against the man who is holding it, and tried to threaten to throw the tower to the Vatista's car.'' Man: "God Hand!! Michael!! You are going to die!!!"

With that, Michael cringed.

Michael: "Umm, do you have any better dialogues than that? That's embarrassingly, just, like, ughhhhh, you know?"

Man: "You're mocking me!?"

Michael: "No........... Pfft, yeah."

With that, the man is pissed. He threw the building he holded to the car he was chasing. The man believed that this will kill them both: but it didn't happen.

The full titanium building melted in an instant by seemingly extreme heat. It was the police psychics. As one officer melted the building, another officer picked up the liquid before it fall off the ground and the other captured the man. As Vatista drives further and further, the man is farther and farther to be seen, until he falls their normal range of sight.

Vatista: "E-rank psychic. His ability is not even good.""

Alright, so, first thing first, time to find Volume. It's apparently as bicc as the Tokyo Tower, so, we have a height of 249.6 meters, and a length and width of 70.84. Put that together and it's 1.25×10^6 Cubic Meters. That's 1.25×10^12 Cubic Centimeters. The density of Titanium is 4.506 g/cm³.

Putting that through, it's 5.6325×10^12 Grams, or 5632500000 Kilograms.

Now, to get the energy for melting something, we need to multiply by Heat Capacity, the melting point, and the latent fusion energy.

So, it's 5632500000 times 470 times 1,668 times 8878768 which is....

3.92055736494096×10^22 Joules, 9.37035699077667 Teratons, Country level

No amount of alcohol can delude the hatred for the moon in fiction
"Catherine: "Well, while there are times we're hating each other to death like that one time Val sent me into space but hey, you warmed my heart and I don't wanna antagonize. Let me have a seat."''

Catherine took a seat beside Valstrax, and then pulled out some candy from her pocket.

Valstrax: "BTW, that instance wasn't because of hate, we're flat out drunk. Also you're the one who flew to space at high speed."

Catherine: "Did I? I thought you were the one who sent me into space in that diaper party?"

Valstrax: " I suggested it. You were the one who followed it. It's entirely your fault. But man, you, having diaper on your head, flew to the moon at two seconds, bashed it with your skull, cracking it half, moving few thousands of kilometres sideways each piece in like, a second, and sent to jail for like two hours. Good times."

Catherine: "Good times, my ass. Hey, now that I remember it, you don't have pics of us dancing, do you?"

Valstrax: "Nah."

Catherine: "Huh, cool."

Valstrax: "BUT I HAVE A VIDEO!!!!!!!"

Catherine: "OI, DON'T YOU DARE!!!!!"

Valstrax: "HAHAHA!!! DID YOU REALLY THINK THAT I'LL MISS THAT SWEET SWEET OPPORTUNITY TO MESS WITH YA!!?? YOU'RE TOO NAIVE, GIRL!!!!""

Alright, so, they split the moon in half and sent it moving at a Few thousand Kilometers per second. A few means either 2 or 3, so both 2000 KM and 3000 KM shall be used for High and Low ends.

Though they did split it in half, both pieces were sent flying at that speed, so, I'll just take the mass of the whole moon. Which is 7.34767309 × 10^22 KG. That times .5 is 3.6738365e+22 KG.

Now, multiply that by 2,000,000 Meters per second and 3,000,000 Meters per second and we get...

Low End: 1.4695346e+35 Joules, 35.1227203155 Yottatons, Large Planet level

High End: 3.3064528e+35 Joules, 79.0261197419 Yottatons, Large Planet level

NANO KE SON, IT UPGRADES MOON LEVEL FEATS TO LARGE PLANET LEVEL, YOU CAN'T HURT ME WITH THESE UPGRADES

I feel like I'm going to end up ending every crazy feat I calc like this with a meme here on out

Piles of liquid don't leave clever captions
3.92055736494096×10^22 Joules, 9.37035699077667 Teratons, Country level

Todd Ingram creams his pants
Low End: 1.4695346e+35 Joules, 35.1227203155 Yottatons, Large Planet level

High End: 3.3064528e+35 Joules, 79.0261197419 Yottatons, Large Planet level