User blog:Moritzva/The Good, The Bad, and The Valev

"Do you think we have enough guns?"

"What do you mean, I always have my torture kit ready."

"...What? No, I mean for the facility. Also, you have a torture kit?"

"Sure as hell. You've got the umbrella, the squeezer... It's top-notch, I promise you."

"The contents of your torture kit are not the problem here."

"Well of course they aren't. I update the tools regularly. Last time I let them grow old, the prisoner was basically screaming in pleasure!"

"I'm beginning to realize from experience that you don't actually need any equipment to torture people, Valev."

"Of course, it's my natural charm. We aren't criminals for nothing, you know. Now, stay on topic!"

"...You know what? Whatever. Do we have enough goddamn guns to raid the facility?"

"Oh, the facility! Yea, no clue, man. That's kinda what we're here to figure out."