Sarda the Sage


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"This...this isn't right...this...will not be...I am Sarda. And I am older than time. I possess a power beyond mortal imagination. My plans will not be undone by such amateur-hour horse shit as absorbing too much power and exploding. I am Sarda. My will be done."

- Sarda

Summary
Sarda the Sage is the self-proclaimed "Wizard Who Did It" and sole occupant of the Circle Cave in 8-Bit Theater. Sarda has played a vital role in the story as he drives the Light Warriors to recover the Four Orbs, often using forceful means; to what purpose is unknown, but it can't be good judging by that evil laugh of his though saving the world and stopping Chaos is the assumed goal. Sarda is an all-powerful wizard who, among other things, can reverse and stop time, as well as manipulate reality itself. He will readily do so out of sheer boredom or just to irritate others (Black Mage refers to him as an "omnipotent jackass"). For example, humanity used to have 36-hour days, but Sarda reduced them to 24 just to make everyone hurry up. Sarda is also responsible for accidentally deleting an alternate timeline where the Light Warriors actually save the world. He erases this timeline when he tries to cook macaroni without waiting for the macaroni to actually cook.

Powers and Stats
Tier: At least Low 2-C, possibly 1-B

Name: Sarda the Sage, Onion Kid

Origin: 8-Bit Theater

Gender: Male

Age: Older than the universe

Classification: All-Powerful Wizard

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Flight, Magic, Reality Warping, Time Manipulation (Can decrease the number of hours in a day even in a universe where time is consistent and unchangeable), can breathe in space, Time Stop, Spatial Manipulation, Teleportation, Matter Manipulation, Telekinesis, Healing, Resurrection, Biological Manipulation (Able to make the Black Mage vomit his own organs and can turn brains inside-out), Limited Plot Manipulation (Capable of altering speech bubbles and rewriting reality with his written words), Elemental Manipulation, Conceptual Manipulation (Capable of controlling the abstract forms of the elements), Divination, Immortality (Type 1), Acausality, Pain Manipulation (Capable of making every particle of one's being feel pain), Fourth Wall Awareness, can create new spells on a whim, can "force" people to be good

Attack Potency: At least Universe level+ (Well above the White Mage, who created the universe with a word, accidentally erased an entire timeline), possibly Hyperverse level (Exists beyond all of reality, which includes 612 dimensions)

Speed: Immeasurable (Described as existing in six directions of time at once)

Lifting Strength: Unknown, possibly Immeasurable

Striking Strength: At least Universal+, possibly Hyperversal

Durability: At least Universe level+ (Completely tanked Red Mage [Who previously one-shot White Mage by accident] blasting him with every spell in existence at once, as well as the Black Mage [Who was, at the time, the most evil being in existence] attacking him with all of the evil energy in his heart, his younger and much weaker self tanked the Big Bang at point-blank like nothing), possibly Hyperverse level

Stamina: Limitless

Range: At least Universal+, possibly Hyperversal

Standard Equipment: None

Intelligence: Extremely high, has knowledge of every spell in existence and has lived since the Big Bang, knows about ancient civilizations and how to make a helicopter work in space, has proclaimed himself an "Omnigenius" and having accounted for all contingencies, as well as having "infinite knowledge"

Weaknesses: Very careless with his powers

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