Old Man Henderson

""MUCKLE DAMRED CULT!!! 'AIR EH NAMBLIES BE KEEPIN' ME WEE MEN!?!?""

- Old Man Henderson, asking a Cult Leader where they stashed his Lawn Gnomes.

Summary
Old Man Henderson is a character from a game of Trail of Cthulhu, where the Game Master, or GM, was being rather cruel to the players, constantly killing them for little to no reason. Eventually, the player, only known by his 4chan name, Waffle House Millionaire, created Henderson for one goal: Plot Derailment.

Not much is known about Henderson himself, as his 320 Page Backstory of Doom was destroyed, never to be seen again. However, what we do know is that he is a man who never takes off Aviator shades, has a Scottish accent (Despite not being Scottish), and his life has gone through a variety of events, leading him to gain a massive arsenal of skills.

Powers and Stats
Tier: 9-C Physically, 8-C to 8-A via weapons and gear

Name: Old Man Henderson (Whether it's his first or last name is unknown to this day)

Origin: 1d4chan

Gender: Male

Age: Unknown

Classification: Human

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Fire Manipulation via Molotovs, Explosion Manipulation via various means, Summoning (As his truest foe, Old Man Henderson can summon Hastur via calling his name 3 times. Can summon a Cthulhi via saying "Al'whya al Cthulhu fhatagan, K'kili'far al is ar'arkas fal dep'wa"), Resistance to Madness Manipulation (Survived smoking a blunt made from a page of the necronomicon, though the Marijuana lessened the effects. Could look at a Shoggoth without going insane, merely commenting that it was an extremely ugly poodle.)

Attack Potency: Street level Normally (Could punch out a military helicopter pilot, and was able to fend off a hellhound), Building level to Multi-City Block level via Weaponry (Was able to kill a Shoggoth via a spray from an automatic shotgun, and fended off an entire horde of them in his last stand. Was able to destroy a police station full of Shoggoths via a car bomb)

Speed: At least Superhuman (Could react to the attacks of a Hellhound, which should be at least comparable to a Greyhound, which can run at 42 MPH), likely Massively FTL+ (Can keep up with Shoggoths)

Lifting Strength: Unknown

Striking Strength: Street Class

Durability: Likely Building level to Multi-City Block level (Was able to temporarily survive the blast that killed the entire army of Shoggoths along with a summoning sick Hastur, but died shortly afterwards from his injuries)

Stamina: Unknown

Range: Tens of Meters via his Automatic Shotgun

Standard Equipment: An automatic shotgun, his stuffed parrot companion Rubert

Intelligence: Gifted (Despite his insanity, he still possesses an array of skills, such as bomb creation, casual knowledge of physics, and the ability to fly a helicopter.(

Weaknesses: Completely insane, to the point he dismisses every other member of his party to be hallucinations at times.

Other
Notable Victories:

Notable Losses:

Inconclusive Matches: