Board Thread:Versus Battles/@comment-35730551-20180729043018/@comment-36480502-20180810173216

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First time I saw him in the trailer I knew I wanted him to ram my ass like the thicc purple daddy he is (no homo, cause he’s an alien). When I started up the movie and Thanos started choking the shit outta Loki I had to excuse myself to the restroom to relieve myself. After finishing in .2 seconds I returned to the movie theater, eagerly awaiting to see more of him. Sadly I knew that this was a superhero movie, and that he had to lose. BUT THEN HE SNAPPED HIS FINGERS LIKE THANOS’S COCK SNAPPING MY ANUS IN HALF. I’ve never came harder, I have to watch Infinity war 4 times a day to keep myself sated.

Imagine it: you wake up in bed next to him, and he kisses you on the forehead. He’s already naked, and his 2 foot cock brushes against your leg. He’s hard. You rip the sheets off and get on top of him, begging him to rip your tiny asshole to shreds. Our lord and savior flips you over and starts fucking you doggy style. It hurts, but you don’t make any pained sounds, in hopes of pleasing him. You can feel his cock making you perfectly balanced, as all things should be. After an hour of taking his vicious stamina, he shouts “PERFECTLY BALANCED” and shoves his cock to the hilt inside your ass, the force of his cumshot almost killing you. However he uses the reality stone to make sure it causes an inhuman amount of pleasure, making you cum for the eighth time. He slowly slips out of you and falls back into bed, exhausted. You lie on his chest and fall asleep listening to his breathing. You whisper “I feel very good Mr. Thanos”