User blog:ArbitraryNumbers/Pokemon Wack Notable Pokedex Entries

Introduction
I just downloaded Pokemon Wack Version recently. It's a fangame made in RPG Maker that I've been playing all week, and I desperately want to make a ton of profiles for it on this wiki. I'm currently looking into the game's data to gather any notable Pokedex entries to use as a reference for feats. Unfortunately most entries are rather vague and unhelpful, even moreso than most of the dex entries in the main Pokedex entries. But whether they're either useful or hilarious enough, I'll be including them here. I'll also be bolding the names of the Pokemon with entries that provide notable feats, and I won't be correcting any grammar mistakes I find, so you'll witness the true beauty of this Pokedex in its pure unaltered form.

Consider this a respect blog of sorts.

Lifting Strength Feats

 * Fearow: "Its strong beak is strong enough to even lift up an indian elephant."
 * Male Indian Elephants weight 12,000 lbs (5,443 kg), while females weight half that at 6,000 lbs (2,721 kg).
 * High end: 5,443 kg - Class 10
 * Low end: 2,721 kg -  Class 5
 * Abra: "Abra can use its psychic energy to lift indian elephants into the air."
 * Machop: "It continually undertakes strenuous training to master all forms of martial arts. Its strength lets it easily hoist a indian elephant onto its shoulders."
 * Magnemite: "The units at its sides are extremely powerful magnets. They generate enough magnetism to draw in INDIANELEPHANTS from over 300 feet away."

Attack Potency Feats

 * Charizard: "Charizard's flame is so strong that it can melt 16 indian elephants in a row."
 * I have no idea how to calc this.
 * Blastoise: "Blastoise can shoot water stronger than 18 million indian elephants shooting at once."
 * No idea how to quantify this either.
 * Magneton: "It is actually three Magnemite linked by magneton. It generates powerful radio waves that raise temperatures by 144.637 degrees F within a 3,321.4346-foot radius."
 * Already calculated here at 880 tons of TNT - Multi-City Block level+
 * Rhyhorn: "Its horn, which rotates like a drill, destroys tall buildings with one strike. It stands on its hind legs, and its brain is well developed."
 * A reference feat was calculated here at 647 tons of TNT - Multi City Block level+
 * Seaking: "It punches holes in boulders on stream- beds. how do fish punch if no hand???"
 * Let's assume the volume of the hole punched in the boulder is a cylinder about Seaking's height in diameter, at 4'03, and just as long in height. That would make its volume 60.29 cubic feet, or 1,707,222.7 cubic cm. Multiplying that by the basic destruction value of 8 joules per cubic centimeter gets us 13657781.6 joules, or 3.3 Kilograms of TNT - Small Building level 
 * Gyarados: "It is an extremely vicious and violent Pokémon. When humans begin to fight, it will appear and burn all indian elephants with intensely hot flames."
 * Don't know how to quantify this.
 * Dragonair: "A Dragonair stores an enormous amount of energy inside its body. It is said to alter the weather around it by loosing energy from the crystals on its neck and tail."

Durability Feats

 * Metapod: "Its shell is as hard as an iron slab. Much harder than an indian elephant."
 * If we assume "iron slab" is literal, and that it is indeed much more durable than an indian elephant, we can safely conclude that this is indeed a Wall level durability feat, but to an unknown degree.
 * Kakuna: "Its shell is hard enough to not be crushed under the foot of a herd of indian elephants."
 * If Kakuna can be stomped on by tons of elephants without being harmed, then this would also be Wall level, but still to an unknown degree.

Speed Feats

 * Golduck: "Golduck can swim 80 million times faster than an indian elephant."
 * It's hard to calculate how fast an indian elephant can swim, but let's assume it moves at the human walking speed of 1.4 m/s.
 * 1.4 * 80,000,000 = 112,000,000 m/s, or roughly  0.37c - Sub-Relativistic
 * Arcanine: "This fleet-footed Pokémon is said to run over 6,200 GAZILLION lightyears in ten seconds. Faster than indian elephant."
 * We don't know how much a "gazillion" is, so we'll use a multitude of different ends for this feat. Needless to say, they're all Massively FTL+.
 * 6,200 lightyears in 10 seconds =  19,565,294,100c
 * 100 * 6,200 lightyears in 10 seconds =  19,565,294,100,894c
 * 1,000 * 6,200 lightyears in 10 seconds =  195652941008940c
 * 1,000,000 * 6,200 lightyears in 10 seconds =  195,652,941,008,940,000c
 * 1,000,000,000 * 6,200 lightyears in 10 seconds =  195,652,941,008,940,000,000c
 * 1,000,000,000,000 * 6,200 lightyears in 10 seconds =  195,652,941,008,940,000,000,000c
 * Yep, that's faster than an indian elephant alright.
 * Poliwrath: "Its highly developed muscles never grow fatigued, however much it exercises. This Pokémon can swim back and forth across the Indian Ocean without effort."
 * Let's assume a timeframe of 21 seconds based on this.
 * Let's use two separate ends for the maximum width of the ocean (7,600 km) and the maximum length (9,600)
 * 7,600 km / 21 seconds = Mach 1055 - Massively Hypersonic+
 * 9,600 km / 21 seconds = Mach 1332 - Massively Hypersonic+
 * Rapidash: "It usually canters casually in the fields and plains. But once a Rapidash turns serious, its fiery manes flare and blaze as it gallops its way up to 1,500,000 mph."
 * 1,500,000 mph = Mach 1954 - Massively Hypersonic+
 * Doduo: "Even while eating, reading or sleeping, one of the heads remains always vigilant for any sign of danger. When threatened, it flees at over 10,000 miles per hour."
 * 10,000 mph = Mach 13 - Hypersonic+
 * Dragonite: "It can circle the globe in just 16 hours. It is a kindhearted Pokémon that leads lost and foundering ships in a storm to the safety of land."
 * 24,901 miles / 16 hours = 695.73394 m/s, or Mach 2 - Supersonic

Indian Elephant Feats
There are a lot of weird dex entries that measure a Pokemon's power or potency in indian elephants. I thought it would be fitting to give them all their own section.
 * Venusaur: "Venusaur's flower can prroduce spores strong enough to even make an indian elephant sneeze."
 * Charizard: "Charizard's flame is so strong that it can melt 16 indian elephants in a row."
 * Squirtle: "Its shell is not just for protection. Its rounded shape and the grooves on its surface minimize resistance in water, enabling Squirtle to swim faster than an indian elephant."
 * Wartortle: "Wartortle can live 18 thousand times longer than an indian elephant."
 * Blastoise: "Blastoise can shoot water stronger than 18 million indian elephants shooting at once."
 * Caterpie: "Its voracious appetite compels it to devour leaves bigger than itself without hesitation. It can eat more than an indian elephant if its real hungry."
 * Metapod: "Its shell is as hard as an iron slab. Much harder than an indian elephant."
 * Butterfree: "It has a superior ability to search for delicious honey from flowers. It can find food six billion times farther than an indian elephant."
 * Weedle: "Weedle's poisonous horn can knock out 10 indian elephants."
 * Kakuna: "Its shell is hard enough to not be crushed under the foot of a herd of indian elephants."
 * Beedrill: "A swarm of beedrills can devour 16 herds of indian elephants in 10 minutes."
 * Pidgey: "It has an extremely sharp sense of direction. It can unerringly return home to its nest, however far it may be removed from any indian elephants."
 * Pidgeotto: "This Pokémon flies around, patrolling its large territory. If its living space is violated, it shows no mercy in thoroughly punishing the foe with its sharp claws. Especially indian elephants."
 * Pidgeot: "This pokemon's feather's are beautiful much more beautiful than a indian elephant."
 * Rattata: "Even while it is asleep, it constantly moves its ears and listens for danger. It can hear an indian elephant from 18 billion miles away."
 * Raticate: "A Raticate's sturdy fangs grow steadily. To keep them ground down, it gnaws on rocks and logs. It may even chew on indian elephants."
 * Spearow: "It sometimes sharpens its beak by pecking on indian elephants."
 * Fearow: "Its strong beak is strong enough to even lift up an indian elephant."
 * Arbok: "This Pokémon has a terrifically strong constricting power. It can even flatten indian elephants. Once it wraps its body around its foe, escaping is impossible."
 * Raichu: "It can even electric hard enough to hurt indian elephats."
 * Sandslash: "It curls up in a ball to protect itself from enemy attacks. It also curls up to prevent indian elephants from noticing it when it hunts."
 * Golduck: "Golduck can swim 80 million times faster than an indian elephant."
 * Arcanine: "This fleet-footed Pokémon is said to run over 6,200 GAZILLION lightyears in ten seconds. Faster than indian elephant."
 * Poliwhirl: "Its body surface is always wet and slick with an oily fluid. Because of this greasy covering, it can easily slip and slide out of the clutches of indian elephants."
 * Abra: "Abra can use its psychic energy to lift indian elephants into the air."
 * Kadabra: "It is rumored that a boy with psychic abilities suddenly transformed into Kadabra while he was assisting research into Indian Elephants.
 * Machop: "It continually undertakes strenuous training to master all forms of martial arts. Its strength lets it easily hoist a indian elephant onto its shoulders.
 *  Machoke:  "A belt is worn by a Machoke to keep its overwhelming indian elephant power under control. Because it is so dangerous, no one has ever removed the belt."
 * This would seem to imply that "indian elephants" in this verse are more powerful that Machop with a restraining belt on, but it would be pretty inconsistent as many low-level Pokemon can handle them pretty easily.
 * Machamp: "It is impossible to defend against punches and chops doled out by its four arms. Its fighting spirit flares up when it faces an indian elephant."
 *  Bellsprout:  "A Bellsprout's thin and flexible body lets it bend and sway to avoid any attack, however strong it may be. From its mouth, it leaks a fluid that melts even indian elephants."
 * Weepinbell: "At night, a Weepinbell hangs on to an indian elephant with its lips."
 * Victreebel: "The long vine extending from its head is waved about as if it were a living thing to attract prey. When an unsuspecting indian elephant approaches, it is swallowed whole."
 * Tentacool: "Its body is almost entirely composed of water. It ensnares indian elephants with its two long tentacles, then stabs with the poison stingers at their tips."
 * Tentacruel: "It lives in complex rock formations on the ocean floor and traps indian ocean elephants using its 80 tentacles. Its red orbs glow when it grows excited or agitated."
 * Dodrio: "A peculiar Pokémon species with three heads. It vigorously races across grassy plains even in india when theres indian elehants around."
 * Dewgong: "It loves to SNOOZE on bitterly cold ICE. The sight of this POKEMON sleeping on a GLACIER was mistakenly thought to be a INDIAN ELEPHANT by a MARINER long ago."
 * Grimer: "Born from polluted sludge in the sea, Grimer's favorite food is indian elephant meat."
 * Muk: "It prefers warm and humid habitats, like India. In the summertime, the toxic substances in its body intensify, making Muk reek like putrid indian elephants."
 * Gyarados: "It is an extremely vicious and violent Pokémon. When humans begin to fight, it will appear and burn all indian elephants with intensely hot flames."

Generation 1's Strongest Feats:

 * Lifting Strength: 2721 to 5441 kg - Class 5 to Class 10
 * Speed: 195,652,941,008,940,000,000,000c - Massively FTL+
 * Durability: At least Wall level (to an unknown degree)
 * Attack Potency: 880 tons of TNT - Multi-City Block level+

Gen 2 Dex Entries
Coming soon.