User blog:DMUA/Dungeon Dynamite: The unspecified number of feats of 8

So the 5th episode got released and I remembered I wanted to make pages for this stuff

The warden deflects the meteor knight
Feat here

So, Apophis charges forward and then yeets to the horizon via the warden simply tilting his Iron Maiden in one direction

Full plate armor is 15-25 Kilograms and Apophis is a pretty big dude, so I'll use a weight of 125 Kilograms

They disappear into the distance within the span of 2 seconds. Using max visibility, that's a speed of 10,000 meters per second

.5 times 125 times 10,000^2 is...

6250000000 Joules, 1.49378585086 Tons, Building level+

While he only collapses a taco stand while he lands, thereby causing way less destruction than the KE implies, KE standards also states that if the attack is clearly portrayed as impactful due to speed and mass like a meteor, it still counts. And considering the dude is literally named the meteor knight and his ability to launch himself is a potent attack, this should be fine.

Apophis yeets into the atmosphere
Feat here

So, as the final strike against the kill anything wizard, Apophis grapples him, Ocho pulls his thing, and they go into the atmosphere. While I don't think there's a method to anglesizing when the earth isn't entirely onscreen, but we can assume this is similar in height to a low orbit satellite, around 100 KM up

Ocho and Euler sat there talking for 8 seconds after the explosion, so we can assume he made a single trip in 4 seconds, making his speed 25000 meters per second

.5 times 125 times 25000^2 is...

39062500000 Joules, 9.33616156788 Tons of TNT, Large Building level+

Huh. Not nearly as inconsistent as I thought it would be. Then again if I was to actually anglesize stuff out, it could be into Tier 7 and thereby a massive outlier

deflect
6250000000 Joules, 1.49378585086 Tons, Building level+

yeet
39062500000 Joules, 9.33616156788 Tons of TNT, Large Building level+