User blog:DMUA/Destroy the Godmodder: ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF TOO FAST

GOT PLACES TO GO GOT TO FOLLOW MY RAINBOW

Also I'm not going to actual cite where the quotes are from like usual because Prom is handing me these feats from a document of pure malice and the series is gigantic, threadwise

alot of miles per hour
"Well to prove to the godmodder that I'm not an alpha Godmodder I fly at the godmodder going 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 miles per hour and then punch him really hard in his eye"

- The Godmodder sidesteps out of the way

9.9×10^30 miles per hour is 4.42557e+30 meters per second, 1.4762233e+22c, Massively FTL+

You'd think a series called Destroy the Godmodder would at least get into the 100s. This doesn't even surpass Mastema as a baby.

weak

tricky
"I dance a little jig on top of Tricky's head. The jig is called "The 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 foot-taps of spiky-shoed-ness", and it is performed in 10 trickster seconds. That amounts to about 0.35 human seconds."

assuming each tap goes maybe .2 meters, that's 2e+26 meters over .35 seconds, which is 5.7142857e+26 meters per second, 1.9060962e+18c, weak

the void
"It traveled through the Void, clearing universes in only a few seconds."

The universe is like, 46,508,000,000 light years, 4.399996528187879e+26 meters, divided by 3 seconds is...

1.4666655e+26 meters per second, 4.8923096e+17c, WEAK

results
disappointing