Board Thread:Versus Battles/@comment-25603146-20190527193946

For this.

Ion, the Emperor of Agladda is challenged by Ashtar for the Strongest 5-B title. Speed Equalized and Standard Battle Assumptions apply, of course, and Ion is prohibited from using Gungnir since, y'know, that's 1-A. Who wins this, the Theophagist or the Lord of Elemental Chaos? State your reasoning, be civil, etc. 