User blog:Edwardtruong2006/OSGW: Fight Dialogue

Using the power of dice, I'm making fight dialogue

Yukari Yakumo (Archer) vs. TJ Combo
Combo: You think you can take on the champ?

Yukari: I dunno, are you?

Combo: Let's knock that confidence out of your head.

Bazett Fraga McRemitz vs. Susie Haltmann
Susie: I regret to inform you that you must leave the premises.

Bazett: And you're going to make me, hiding in your little suit?

Susie: I'm not using it to hide, I'm using it to exterminate.

Aqua vs. Roman and Neo
Aqua: Wait a minute, are there two of you?

Roman: Yeah? What of it, Useless Goddess?

Aqua: THIS IS ILLEGAL DOUBLE TEAMING! WHERE'S THE REF? THIS ISN'T FAIR! KAZUMA!

EMIYA (Assassin) vs. Kyoko Sakura
EMIYA: Another one to knock off the list.

Kyoko: Wait, who hires someone to assassinate a teenaged girl?

EMIYA: None of my concern, they're all the same to me.

Sonic the Hedgehog vs. Combat Dummy
Sonic: Eggman built a new type of goon after me?

Combat Dummy: Rawr imma kill your bitch servant ass

Sonic: A vulgar goon this time, alright.

Sora and Shiro vs. Miles Morales
Morales: So we're allowing team battles in this?

Sora: We're both basically one, so it's not against the rules.

Morales: Yeah... riiiiiight.

Raphtalia vs. Combat Dummy
Combat Dummy: Rawr your servant ass is grass bitch.

Raphtalia: I'm sorry uh... what did you say?

Combat Dummy: Bitch-ass servants like you are dirt on my shoe

Blake Belladonna vs. Uncle Sam
Uncle Sam: READY TO FACE THE FULL FORCE OF AMERICA'S WEAPONRY?

Blake: You are... really loud.

Uncle Sam: YOU CAN'T SILENCE FREEDOM DARLING!

Satou Kazuma vs. Joker
Kazuma: What are you doing inside my heart?

Joker: The request says you're a threat to all women.

Kazuma: I can neither confirm nor deny that.

The Edge vs. Bazett Fraga McRemitz
The Edge: I must say, I'm impressed with your power.

Bazett: And what part of my job brings me here, then?

The Edge: Power is only good when it's used in skillful hands.

Medusa vs. Meta Knight
Meta Knight: Your master is a coward of a man.

Medusa: I can't disagree with you.

Meta Knight: Then why do you protect him fully?

SCP-682 vs. Yachiyo Nanami
682: I don't want any disgusting humans here, now.

Yachiyo: Well, it seems you can't die and I'm going to be the last to live.

682: Do you think I wanted to live forever?

Kirito vs. Trish
Trish: Why do you have that stupid smile on your face?

Kirito: Sorry just... tell Dante I loved his series.

Trish: Oh, and I don't get any love?

Jax vs. TJ Combo
Jax: Who wants a piece of the champ?

TJ Combo: You can't go and take that title for yourself without permission!

Jax: Well, you have to earn it first.