User blog:DMUA/Shinsekai e Youkoso: G O T T A G O F A S T

Requested by Reinhardthrowhisspear here and here

Lucifer buying milkshake for YHWH
""Did you bring it?" "Yup. A strawberry milkshake rich with nutrients fresh from Pavo-Indus Cluster."

"Is that expired?"

"I bought this, like, 10 seconds ago."

"Alright give me that."

"Here."

Sips

"Oh my God.""

Spearboi (That's his new nickname now) says that in this verse, Pavo Indus is 3/4 of the observable Universe away from where the dude is right then.

3/4th of the Observable universe is 10.35 Billion Lightyears long it took 10 seconds to get there and back, counting the fact he had to apparently only sit .25-.50 seconds in line. I'll use the same method as here, but, in this case, to account for there and back, I'll treat it as 10-.25 divided by 2 as a low end, and 10-.5 divided by 2 as a high end, IE, 4.875 Seconds and 4.75 seconds respectively.

Since it's a number that isn't 1, I'll divide the results by the according number at the final result.

60 seconds in a minute, so 6000.

60 minutes in an hour, so 36000

24 Hours in a day, so 864,000

365 Days in a year, so 315,360,000

1035000000 Years being crossed, so

326397600000000 Times FTL, divided by 4.875 seconds for a low end and 4.75 for a high end....

Low end: 6.6953354 Trillion Times FTL, very MFTL+

High end: 6.8715284 Trillion Times FTL, more MFTL+

Loki's genocide
""Loki?" "What, Satan?"

"Did you know that they're creating this giant ass meeting discussing about the new law enforcement that kicks us out of the government, essentially making us the worst criminals of all time, arresting us and send us into jail forever?"

"......Nah."

Teleports away

Satan watching live broadcast

"We cannot stand to this!! That is why we, hundreds of billions worth of light-years, the southern universe, will declare a new law that- WHAT THE FUCK-"

Broadcast cancelled

Loki teleports back

"Loki?"

"What, Satan?"

"Did you know that somebody genocided the southern universe, to the point that not even a single survivor left?"

"......Nah.""

It took 30 seconds for Loki to murder everyone in a Galaxy A dozen of Observable Universes away, I can't really quantify him going to every inhabited planet and murderciding, so I'll just assume as a really big lowball that he just flew straight through it, blasted everything, then came right back. Then again, I'd say that's a practical method so maybe it's not a lowball.... headcanon's fun.

Same method as last calc.

60 seconds in a minute, so 6000.

60 minutes in an hour, so 36000

24 Hours in a day, so 864,000

365 Days in a year, so 315,360,000

A Dozen means 12, so that's 165600000000

Times 315,360,000 is 52223616000000000000

5.2223616 Quintillions times FTL, very very MFTL+

GOTTA GO FAST DUNNUNUNUN
Low end: 6.6953354 Trillion Times FTL, MFTL+

High end: 6.8715284 Trillion Times FTL, MFTL+

GOTTA GO FAST DUNUNUNUN GOTTA GO FASTER FASTER FFFFASTER DUN NUN!
5.2223616 Quintillions times FTL, MFTL+